[After In-ho Fought Thanos And Nam-gyu]

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“But we were ever so careful, dear.”

is alex claremont-diaz going to be a father?

In celebration of RWRB getting nominated for an Emmy lol

Don’t mind me…I’m just thinking about how spiders are naturally talented and skilled weavers and they know how to weave their webs and even make functional, stylish homes and nests and whatnot.

So maybe that’s why Spider-Man knows how to sew his suits. He inherited that trait from the spider and just instinctively know how to weave his suits. Maybe. That’s my explanation for it.

waking up in someone else's bed au. double drabble. rated m.

He doesn’t know how he got here.

Well.

He knows what got him here. Namely, tequila.

Tequila, and that guy at the bar, eyes bright-ocean-blue, hair glowing gold despite the dingier-than-hell club lighting.

The guy’s— Henry’s— hands on Alex’s waist, hard against his backside as they danced.

As they danced, and then as they did other things.

In a sticky bathroom stall. In the back of an Uber to Henry’s place. Up against the front door before it even fully closed.

Alex cracks an eye open as the memories come.

He glances around, clocking the things that aren’t his:

This pillow. These sheets and this bed. That window with the dawning light, drilling straight into his head.

But the man slowly waking beside him, lips so-pretty-pink from last night—

Can he? Be his?

Even after all this time, Alex still hardly believes it.

“Morning, love.” Henry smiles. “How are we feeling?”

“Hungover,” Alex admits. “And like we had a one-night-stand. Weird.”

Henry raises an eyebrow. “You don’t recall your meltdown about the raging-hot man at the bar despite being reminded that I’m your boyfriend?”

“You’re what?” asks Alex, delighted, and Henry, sighing, leans in to silence him with a kiss.

❤ Heart eyes ❤

Happy Valentine's Day!

TASM Peter: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

MCU Peter: 420?

TASM Peter: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Raimi Peter: 69.

TASM Peter: Yeah it was 69.

RWRB SEQUEL!

MEGA SPOILER FOR SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE!

The fact that they showed THIS scene 😭

They don’t know….they don’t know that’s where Alex dry humped Henry 🤧