Tylor Finally Getting Back Into His Mid Season Form

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April 3, 2025 - Suzuka, Japan Source: TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/AFP via Getty Images

Oh my big sweet pumpkin picking polar bear i missed you

why do drugs when you could get high on the niche intersection of your special interests

Breaking Down My Fantasy F1 Teams

#1: The Charlos Reunion

This is the one where I actually tried. Which is probably sad. So I’ll swiftly move on to:

#2: Archive Of Our Own

The governing principle of this team is that even if your cars go at the speed of an overheating camel, if your drivers have been carefully chosen to maximize sexual tension, they’ll get their freak on so hard that they will take over the sport.

#3: On The Origin Of Drivers

The idea of this team is to use natural selection to weed out the bad drivers early. By putting the rookies (with the notable exception of l*am l*wson b/c he doesn’t deserve employment) in the fastest cars on the grid, the inferior drivers will crash before they can reproduce, meaning that only the fittest of rookies can survive and pass their genes on to the rest of the grid.

Some may doubt the ethics of this strategy, but consider this: If we simply put Lance Stroll in a car capable of going Mach Jesus at the beginning of his career, he would likely no longer be here to terrorize the rest of the grid. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

every single night i say Lord now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace like i'm not about to rpf it up in bed for like an hour and a half

OPENING DAY IS POPPING MY PERSONAL BUBBLE RN

testing my luck here