This Is My Official Commentary On Life, The World, And Sportsball

all of you with the f1 bingo card, fill in 1/16 of the home race win box. you have my permission

we are SO BACK

home depot employee ahh fit

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KODAI SENGA‼️‼️

MY GLORIOUS GHOST FORK THROWING KING I WISH YOU THE ABSOLUTE BEST OF BIRTHDAYS

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

him and harrison bader would be an unstoppable duo. the cvnty crop top clan if you will

listened to baseball players describe some of Ichiro's weird outfit choices over the years and one of them was "belly shirt, capris, long vest" and since I can't find a photo, I had to doodle something quick on one of my breaks lol.

me rn (if you even care)

oh my god i fucking miss baseball

MY WELL MISSED BLORBO JUST THREW A DELIGHTFUL INNING

Someone give him a hug for giving up the single on the ghost fork though, that’s gotta be a bit of a confidence knock

Cannot even begin to explain what Pete Alonso means to me. First the fact that he’s the original piece of a rebuild (shoves nimmo to the side) but also something I just love about Pete is how uncool he is. Like he’s the most earnest, dorky, doofus who cares SO MUCH in a world where people will really resent you for giving a fuck and giving a fuck visibly and it deeply resonates with me. I also adore that he’s a weeb for New York

many people have heard the story of horatius cocles defending the bridge but what they don't often tell you is that he had to swim through a river with a spear in his ass