“Ha!.. Awww”

Something to say when someone says something really super:

“Oh god the canary is dead, everyone get out”

*wheezing*

Okay since you guys think you’re funny(and you are) we had a tie before Beorn's and Erebor so this is the tie breaker

Reminder that this is for part two of Avenge the Living.

If you haven’t read it, please do I just fixed some types so it should be easier on the eyes (which reminds me I’m still looking for beta readers)

I’m sorry this isn’t Bagginsheild related again but I thought someone may like to see my flower in making. It’s the first time I’ve made something so fiddly and it’s pretty sloppy work really but. It’s a penny rose made from aluminum.

I think penny roses (or little roses as I suppose you would call them) are to gardening what aluminum is to metal working

Sort of basic and underwhelming to the mind but with the capacity to be very beautiful.

Also, ironically they symbolize delicate beauty, funny given I’ve already broken the bloody thing once and my rivets are a dogs breakfast

Bilbo you can’t just stare like that buddy..

tried some new brushes.. bilbo’s reaction as a bonus:

I can’t just go around telling you guys my real whole name.

But god it’s so crazy. I wanna spill the beans but I can’t 😭😭😭😭 me and my three full biological siblings have crazy ass names

We all have the same 5 names to 10 syllables ratio, they all denote exactly who we are as people and they’re just insane.

I’m eating Nutella off the knife to cope

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

Elves eat snot crepes

Hobbits eat pancakes

Dwarves eat waffles

Humans eat egg toast.

😳 my husband is trying to kill me. Such a flirt

Phew almost had to dunk my head in the quenching bowl

Mwah mwah mwah. Sweet boy

Sleepy Fili 8)