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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

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Affection Headcannons (Asmodeus)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 5/7

General

Asmo loves PDA.

(with your permission) He’s always holding onto some part of you when you’re out together.

Either linking arms with you or handing your hands.

Asmodeus also loves when you wrap an arm around him.

He has no problem overall with being physical around other people or even when it’s just the two of you.

He’s new at real relationships though, so be patient with him.

Eventually, he’ll be the best boyfriend you could possibly hope for.

Be prepared for a shit ton of self care days too. He will love having the chance to pamper you.   

Hands

Asmodeus loves holding your hands.

He takes pride in the softness of his own hands, so imagine when he realizes your hands are a little dry or have cuts on them.

He will give you daily hand massages and help you with any cuts.

Asmo likes to kiss your fingertips too, loving the way you get flustered at the soft act, and will often do it when the two of you are in public.

He always wants to be holding your hand when out, don’t expect to ever have two free hands.

Kisses

Asmo loves kissing your lips.

Good morning kisses? Oh yeah

Goodnight kisses? Always.

See you next class kisses? Every. Single. Time.

His lips are always perfectly soft due to all of the care he puts towards his skin and appearance.

He tastes like strawberries because of his Chapstick.

If towards the beginning of your relationship you wanted to wait a little before kissing him, he was cool with that. 

Asmodeus thinks consent is sexy as fuck, and he respects your wishes.

Of course that wouldn’t stop him from teasing you though.

Hugs

If you thought he kissed you a lot, you’re really in for it with hugs.

Asmo always wants to be holding onto you in some way, especially in public so that he can show off that you’re his.

He prefers hugging you in the font so that you can wrap your arms around him too, but if you hug him from behind and you’re tall enough to rest your chin on his head? 

Boom. Instant squealing about how cute it is.

Asmodeus absolutely loves your hugs.

Cuddles

You can expect a lot of touching when cuddling with Asmo.

Poor boy is so used to all intimate acts being sexual that he just falls back into the pattern.

Once he gets used to just laying there wrapped in each others arms though, be ready for so many whispered words of affection.

Asmo thoroughly enjoys being the little spoon when you cuddle, but he won’t say no to being the big spoon.

He’ll post about four cute pictures of the two of you cuddling every week.

Incorrect Quote 21/50

Beelzebub: There's no 'I' in brothers but there's one in Pizza.

Mammon: So you're not going to share.

Beelzebub: I'm not going to share.

Incorrect Quote 28/50

Lucifer: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Satan, stirring a cup of tea passive aggressively: Oh so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Demon who broke into the house of lamentation an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Satan: Coming right up.

[Student Council meeting]

Belphie: Hey sorry I’m late, I overslept.

Lucifer: It’s 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?!

Belphie: 2pm

Lucifer:

Lucifer: The meeting started at 1.

Incorrect Quote 50/50

Diavolo: Know why I called you in here?

Lucifer, embarrassed and dead inside: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic

Diavolo: *stops pouring two glasses of wine*

Diavolo: Wait, accidentally?

Looks like an archangel blade from supernatural-

i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???

Heeellllooo!!! how do you think the brothers would react to mc greeting them like "hey bottom!" Or "hello fellow bottom"

(Btw i love your writing and it always make me smile❤)

Awww thank you❤ I hope you'll like this too.

Lucifer:

Bottom?

Lucifer?

Unless you're Diavolo I can't see this happening.

But if you say that...

Especially in front of his brothers...

He'll make sure to show you who's really the bottom.

Hint: You won't be able to walk for a week.

Mammon:

Call him a bottom and he'll explode.

In complete denial.

Especially if you say in it front of his brothers.

Want to destroy him more?

Try this:

"That's not what you were saying last night."

Leviathan:

Blushing mess.

He knows he's a bottom.

No need to point out out.

Will get embarrassed in front of the others.

"The others don't have to know..."

Satan:

Him?

A bottom?

I don't think so.

He'll probably find an smooth thing to say when you greet him this way in front of his brothers.

(Obviously I'm too stupid to think of an answer so comment what you think he'd say😂)

Asmodeus:

Not offended at all.

Actually enjoys this greeting.

Calls you his top.

Calling him that in front of his brothers is a bad idea.

He'll compliment you abut how good of a top you are.

No one wants to listen to Asmo's bed adventures first thing in the morning.

Beelzebub:

"Hey bottom!"

"Hey MC!"

Doesn't seem phased.

But wait until that night.

The whole house will know who the bottom actually is.

Belphegor:

I mean you're not wrong.

He's usually too lazy to top.

Calling him "bottom" might make him angry from time to time.

Especially in front of his brothers.

Will top you that night.

I hope you liked this! Feel free to request again❤

Incorrect Quote 19/50

MC, unable to sleep: Hey Mammon, what time is it?

Mammon, also staying up while browsing Majolish: I dunno, pass me that kazoo.

Mammon: *plays kazoo*

Satan: MAMMON IT'S 3AM STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING KAZOO-

Mammon: It's 3AM.