Let’s Talk About That Actually

Well death or not I choose not so yay

keep seeing someone with the same url as me with an extra a. im so sorry for doing tjis to you tumblr user myperfecttaliaa

So true

Mischa Bachinski puts his whole Mischussy into Fucked Up Girl

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

girls night out 💖💄🌙  #SailorMoon

I only sell crack what is he calling me for??!!?!?!?!?

Karnak this girl has never flipped someone off before, let's give her a second to process it before throwing her into limbo.

the way garfields face is drawn when he’s looking up makes me insane he looks like a handheld vacuum

Vine was great cuz 7s was too short for someone to really get into a bad take whereas TikTok gives you enough time and its algorithm is actively hostile to human life

You know de sun is wising while descending

It goes own and own and own again

i know dis dweam of wife is nevew ending, it goes awound and wound and wound again

absolutely bonkers that “teen sex, kills!” and “time eats all his children in the end.” and “sexy cat women from zolar” and “it took a horrible accident for me to realize how goddamn wonderful everything is” and “i want to be that fucked up girl” and “you’re just sailing through space, there’s no up or down, so beautiful and strange, but it’s more than spinning ‘round” and “my song will only have profanity in chorus” and “from ashes i was made, and ashes i return, and so i walk alone, and wonder why?” and “porno is magical” and “you knew all along i could never do it… choose myself.” and “for being a spielverderber” and “i would gladly take my seventeen years over nothing” are all lines from the same show