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Presenting racoon alastor

2 hours and 7 minutes. I wish I was good at drawing 😭

Anonymous confessions.

You send me anonymous confessions and I'll respond to them.

Confessions I've received:

When I was a little girl I used to steal my mom's lipstick and eat it cause I thought it was candy until my mom saw her 4 year old daughter sitting on the toilet eating ruby red lipstick.

When I was 7, I watched wrestling, and I saw the chokeslam, and I wanted to recreate that and I did it to my sister 130 dollar doll and smashed it.(it was glass like) Blamed it on her and have a guilty conscience cause she was grounded for two weeks.

I left my window open, and the next day, I had a pet cat that I kept hidden for five days until he left when I kept the closet opened.

Thank you vox🫢

‼️ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS‼️

📺 🚨 Emergency Broadcast 🚨 📺

Vote blue or Geno will shoot you.

Well, aren't you just a lil ball of sunshine.

Some fandoms and otome game creators "forgetting" y/n isn't just fem aligned and y/n is everyone, and y/n isn't some straight brown haired white woman and other people exist:

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And still, some writers on here tag it as #male reader. And make the character have female pronouns,wear a dress, talk about them having big boobs. Like theirs already not a lot of masculine aligned y/ns in stories so stop using #gender neutral reader or #male reader if you're so fucking clearly making it a women 💀🙏.

Lucifer: You're a fucking asshole!

Alastor:fuck you, get out of my garden!

Lucifer:ILL SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING GARDEN

Me looking up who plays lucifer in hazbin Hotel one day:Oh where have I heard that name before? It's probably nothing.

Me getting into the newsies fandom again: WAIT WHAT.

Me looking up Jeremy Jordon: HE PLAYS WHO?

Me five seconds later:it explains why I love both characters so much.

Lucifers duckie size to him

The size is smaller so I made it a bit bigger because the ducks are behind him its roughly the size of his whole shoe

Lucifer is four and a half duckies tall

To the American senate.

Good job. Doing so great. Getting a bill named KOSA because you're all homophobic assholes. Thinking you're doing something good by REMOVING lgbtqia+ then you start wondering why no one wants to fight for this fucking country. No gay man is making it bad. No trans kids are making it worse. it's you people. YOU who make it bad, not us. Thinking you're doing something. Thinking you'll fix things. Well, I know for sure their will be mass suicides from teens because they use online just to help them escape from abusive homes, but no. None of you care. Wanna know why? Because you'll never make America great. You've ruined it from the start. It wasn't even your land. The native Americans had it. And instead of helping people with mental health you're gonna fuck it up Thinking you're so cool by making a "mental health matters" video. But it's always "mental health matters" until it's some kid who's more mature than half of the adults alive today. "Mental health matters" until it's someone who doesn't look like you. So good job. Congrats. Because what you're doing it wrecking society. Just like project 2025. Thought you believed in the amendments, but you strip people of their rights. And who was it that said, "It's we the people. Not we, the white man. "

STOP KOSA!

Rating hazbin ships, but im not gonna be on rating my favorite ships higher. Im gonna be brutally honest:

Vaggie/charlie: I love it so much its so sweet, and they did have a rough patch a bit, but they communicated, and communication matters so much. 10/10

Angel/husk: I love how it shows husk waits on angel for consent to touch him. And I like how husk is honest and tells Angel really no one cares if he's famous or not he's a human, and he doesn't need to be perfect. This ship isn't bad. I just wanna see Husk have a mental breakdown like an angel and talk about his contract with alastor. 8/10

Lucifer/lilith: honestly? I really want them to have a happy relationship. But if she's just like adam cause their equals and she got rid of charlie and lucifer having a relationship by some weird evil idea? I can't stand that. So 5.5/10

Sir pentious/cherri bomb: I don't know I mean cherri had no damn care about sir pentious until she found out he had two dicks. Idk 7/10

Lucifer/alastor:alastor kinda a dick and lucifer kind hates him. And they both the type to accidently lock their kids In their cars. But lucifer would break the car door to get his kid, and the alastor would look the other way, but it's a good crackship. 6.9/10

Adam/lucifer: realistically? Lucifer would beat adam for touching his daughter if he could again. 5.6/10

Valentino/angel:...-10000000000000000/10 I hate it so much.

Things I want in hazbin hotel season 2:

Lucifer having a panic attack I like seeing my favorite characters suffer.

Them going to lu lu world sense lucifer made it (probably for charlie)

Lucifer making ducks for everyone

Alastor seeing his mom

Backstories of them all when they were alive.

I wanna know about Charlie's ex

Kinda a stretch but I think lucifer and rosie singing together would sound good.

They see Susan and vaggie has to stop charlie from punching her after she said something.

Valentino dies 🥳

I wanna see lute go fallen and tried to enter the hotel but vaggie slams it on her.

Beach episode..?

What your favorite hazbin hotel character says about you PT2:

Rosie:you wanna be that cool aunt probably because you don't want to raise kids. Probably a therapist friend

Sera:you're the oldest sibling who got shitted on by your younger siblings because you were an adult figure and their sibling. You probably would kin fiona gallagher.

Emily:you are a very outgoing person and your bad trait is being too nice and empathetic so you let people walk on you.

Susan:...who likes her? If you do, you probably are a Karen, or you say it just to piss others off cause you're a lil shit.

Carmella carmine:you use to do ballet or wanted to do ballet. Also very protective to your loved ones.

Velvette(probably spelled it wrong): you're very blunt. And honest.

Vox:you thought alastor was a basic choice.

Valentino: now I'm not gonna shit on you because I know some people like him because of his design not because of his character. I also like how they designed him but I hope angel gets to kill him cause he deserves it.

What your favorite hazbin hotel character says about you PT1:

Lucifer morningstar:You have daddy issues, huh? Your dad was a dead beat or a drunk, wasn't he? But he did love you, huh 🤨? He was just stuck on his addiction to show you his love, wasn't he?

OR you're a monster fucker right?

Bonus if both.

Alastor: either A you love people that don't love you back. B, you love your mom. C is that... *sniff* *sniff* mommy issues? And not just mommy issues is that.. *sniff* *sniff* DADDY ISSUES TOO??? YOU GOT BOTH????

Charlie: you are optimistic and crushed by life wernt you? You love you dad and mom and want to show them you can be more then your sibling and you wanna be seen.

Vaggie:oldest child huh? Or the child that acted like the parent because yours were unbothered or hard workers to give you a life.

Angel dust: baby, I'm sorry it happened to you. It's not your fault. Also middle child?

Husk:Like old men? Desperately want someone to tell you it's alright? Afraid you're becoming your parents?

Nifty:like crazy characters, or she became your favorite when adam died?

Mimzy:You like female characters that get shitted on for doing NOTHING wrong, don't you?

Hazbin hotel lucifer morningstar headcannon

You all want to know why Charlie likes singing? Well, in heaven lucifer was in charge of music in heaven, basically a conductor. So like charlie got it from him 😭🙏

And sometimes he gets called a songbird and these are what they look like:

Human au hazbin hotel

I wish I knew how to draw cause I kinda want to make an albino lucifer. Always been my headcannon that if charlie and lucifer were in the human au, they are both albino.

So I'm pretty sure lucifers real name was Samael. His original name before he left Heaven.

"Samael, from the amoraic period onward the major name of Satan in Judaism. The name first appears in the account of the theory of angels in the Ethiopic Book of Enoch 6, which includes the name, although not in the most important place, in the list of the leaders of the angels who rebelled against God."

Who knows I could be 1000% wrong but like imagine if the other archangels especially michael call him samael to rub it in his face(he's always the one that's seen as the asshole in a lot of media privacy because he's the angel of "an angelic warrior, fully armed with helmet, sword, and shield, " "He is considered a champion of justice, a healer of the sick, and the guardian of the Church." "mentions of his name are in third- and second-century-BC Jewish works, often but not always apocalyptic, where he is the chief of the angels and archangels")

And if michael is the "mentions of his name are in third- and second-century-BC Jewish works, often but not always apocalyptic, where he is the chief of the angels and archangels"

Adam was the leader of Exorcist. But was it michael who taught them how to attack?. Because as much a warrior adam in most media represent him as head strong. And impulsive, also very arrogant.

The Exorcists' fighting styles pointed out by Carmella carmine "out for blood" and NEVER focus on getting hurt only on hurting others.

And "Gabriel is the herald of visions, messenger of God and one of the angels of higher rank."

Even the seraphim who are the "in the highest rank in Christian angelology and in the fifth rank of ten in the Jewish angelic hierarchy." Are powerful, and yet NEITHER of them knew how someone got into heaven. Is it gabriel that tells Sera to not question it. Especially when she was younger so she wouldn't fall?

And Sera carried that to Emily?

(Im sorry I know most of this don't male any sense I just saw six angels point angelic weapons at lucifer and I wanna know which ones)

These are all archangels I am certain. And I looked up how many arch angels are there and it says Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Chamuel (Camael), Raphael, Jophiel, and Zadkiel

We all know the first two.

Michael- He is considered a champion of justice, a healer of the sick, and the guardian of the Church.

Gabriel-Gabriel is the herald of visions, messenger of God and one of the angels of higher rank.

Now the others

Uriel- archangel of wisdom, light, and the truth of God.

Chamuel (camael)-Archangel Chamuel's mission is to help bring peace to the world. The Archangel of Love

Raphael- Archangel Raphael is often called upon to help with physical healing. travelers, the blind, happy meetings, nurses, physicians, medical workers, matchmakers, Christian marriage, and Catholic studies.

Jophiel-Widely known as the angel of beauty, Jophiel represents the beauty of God, and he plays a great role in helping you see your inner beauty

Zadkiel- In Jewish mysticism and Christian Kabbalah, Zadkiel is associated with the classical planet Jupiter. The angel's position in the sephirot is fourth, which corresponds to Chesed "Kindness".

Are we gonna see this? Because their gods main seven angels. Maybe we'd see Azrael the angel of death?

(Sorry tho when I'm into something I do research for hours)

Hazbin hotel cosplayers and Fandom rant.

Okay, so generally, every character almost every in hazbin hotel has wrist width looking waists. And the way some of yall see someone who isn't a twig and go judge them is mad fucking disrespectful.

Like, who the hell cares someone cosplaying a character isn't as thin as said character? They're having FUN. Fucking FUN and yall putting them down because their not 75 pounds is WILD.

That's why people suck so much some of yall are mad chronically online and judgmental cunts. Let people HAVE THEIR DAMN FUN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I know damn well your mama or papa's didn't teach you to be a disrespectful ass person? Like Jesus christ 💀🙏.

(Not all of you tho there as some sweet people in this fandom)

Hazbin hotel as humans PART 2:

Husk:

He could easily have died in 1975, which, if he was born in 1912, would make him around 63

I would assume husk is in his late 50s early 60s

And suspenders were popular in the early 20th century, during the 1960s, and in the mid-1970s-1980s -

And husk failed as a magician. The golden age of magic was around the 1880s to the 1930s.

So when he was in his 20s in the 1930s magicians could've been out of style and it'd explain why he failed as a magician.

I would assume he lived in Los vegas. Because big casinos and magicians and bars. Were a thing.

This was the popular hair in the 60s:

And this was the clothing I think husk would've wore I nthe 50s-60s:

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Nifty:

She looked like she died in the 50s, and I think its cannon she's 22, so she was born around the late 30s and early 40s.

And it's noticeable she was a housewife. Maybe she wasn't ever crazy.

honestly? She reminds me of housewife radio. That seems like it's her background story she completely lost it.

Psychotic breakdown to the max.

I think she would've worn this:

Hazbin hotel when they were humans PART 1:

I just have some headcannons on what they looked like.

Angel dust "anthony"-

Okay, so we all know Angel couldn't have worn what he wears now in especially with the crime he was in. It's sad but true.

He definitely could've been a drag queen secretly at night. It's possible.

I think personally angel was a bottle blond. He didn't have blond hair.

He would've dressed like this:

And here's 1940s drag queens:

And honestly? I think he wasn't "angel dust" he was Anthony. Valentino made him angel dust. And he used angel dust to cope with himself. But we can see when he switches from Angel to Anthony. His accent comes out more, and he's more serious. Anthony uses angel to cope. And Angel uses Anthony to defend himself.

Alastor:

I believe alastor had curly hair he just slicked it back.

And I feel like he needs justice for his Edna moe bad Bob rn 😭🙏

This is what I think his hair looked like when he slicked it back:

And this is how men in Louisiana or just men used to wear their hair and dressed back then in 1920s:

They all have the hats. Caine. And suits. Personally? I don't know why alastors suit and looks don't match with his story. They could've changed some things about him before they made a whole season.

A believe alastor had a small mustache or facial hair. Before he died.

No it's not new slang it was used in the 1920s it just never became popular.

who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭

Hazbin theory.

Yall know how alastor in his demon form takes in a more wendigo pose?

Well funny thing. When someone is "turning into a wendigo" they tend to go crazy and fully transform when they "eat the flesh of human"

The only way to kill a wendigo is fire to melt their ice hearts.

Also. We know alastor is off putting and rather cold.

Wendigos tend to have " icy heart has led many to believe that burning the Wendigo could kill it."

There generally "cold and snarky"

Like alastor is.

Also I headcannon alastor only killed bad people.

"The Wendigo spirit may find particular individuals easier to possess than others. They favour traits such as selfishness, greed, gluttony, reckless/irresponsible treatment of the environment, or otherwise willingness to put one’s self ahead of others. Traditionally, these traits could be easily found in people who had already been isolated from society, or exiled, due to crimes against their people. Rapists, murderers, and thieves may be easy prey for a Wendigo spirit, and likely make for a smoother transition than someone who cares for their fellow human being, and respects life."

And when someone is turning into a wendigo in the lore. It's said that they get "Wendigo Fever" they lose it. And what I think?

I think alastor never ate humans generally only deer and bunnies and rabbits and stuff like that.

I think alastor only killed people that were bad.

And lost it after that.

And when he killed his victim I nthe woods. He was tempted to eat them this time.

And he did and while that happened? A hunter shot him confusing him for a deer. And dogs mauled him while blood was on his face and he was probably smiling. It'd made his character more creepy.

Maybe he made a deal with someone and In the contract he couldn't stop smiling.

Or maybe he was so insane when he died and first arrived he used a vodoo doll of him and stitched the mouth into a smile.

But im aware wendigos used to never be deerish animals, but seeing how vivzie (idk if I spelled that right) never actually changes the character or looks at something. She never digs deep in the lore. Like how alastor is a black man from Louisiana. And is supposed to look like a talkshow host in the 30s. But his design doesn't look like his backstory. So it's possible she looked into wendigo Lore but never digged deep.

YOU CAN NOT TELL ME LUCIFER DOESNT PLAY THIS GAME.

Things I noticed in hazbin hotel

Mini apple luci room. Heart angel living around there maybe? Mini horse rides.

They didn't notice if alastor was alive and made him a room 😭🙏

And put a hat for sir pentious.

On the right there's an area under alastors room that looks like the titanic. Maybe Baxter is coming?

On the upper left has a room with small horns and red and white so is it Charlie's room?

ITS AN APPLE CORE?

He looks like a snake

There's eyes and emo charlie

Niftys old room is in the back ^

You know? I like the idea of radioapple. And the fact alastor is aroace he and lucifer fight like an old divorced but got together for insurance and tax benefits it's funny to me. Just a platonic old married couple nothing more. Bitch talking eachother and would go like.

Alastor:if you were my wife I'd put poison in your coffee.

Lucifer chuckling mischievously: if you were my husband.

*lucifer voice getting deeper for no reason*: I'd drink it.

So lucifer can turn into animals( im pretty sure its cannon he died from getting mauled by dogs after getting shot in the head)? What if he turned into a dog to spite alastor?

Lucifer:so alastor is afraid of dogs?

Charlie: yes wh-

Lucifer:

Charlie:

*alastor walking in the hotel*

*lucifer shape shifted into a dog*

Alastor: you bit-

Hi!! Is it okay if I requested levithan ( obey me ) with a Trans masc reader who dresses in all types of ways? Doesn't matter to him if it's feminine or masculine or gender neutral. If he likes it, he'll dress like it

I love this ask 🗣‼️

I don't know if anon wanted nsfw or sfw but either way I'll do it.

Sfw, levi being himself,fluff.

-Leviathan loves that his partner dresses in whatever feels comfortable.

-he definitely is afraid to ask but wants reader to cosplay with him

-he is one of those people who love hugging but is touch starved

-then when the first cuddle levi refused to let go lucifer had to pull him off for classes.

-levi stole mammons Goldie and went shopping for clothes you saved to your phone and didn't have the money to buy

-he's quite the shy man but he loves his boyfriend

-you two binge his favorite animes.

-his names for you are: normie,baby boy (only over text), sweetheart, dummy,

-your names for him are: my boy, need, dumbass, cutie patootie, pookie,

-he had zero clue what pookie meant so his reaction was: "e-...? Excuse me?"

-it took him several hours to understand his humans slang.

-mammon is such a hater sometimes. He's greedy he was your first. With his jerk of a baby brother?

-but levi bickers with him daily you love this nerdy boy anyways.

I kinda wanna make sfw and maybe a little (not a lot) of nsfw stories for everyone but not specifically fem reader because people write a lot and tag x male reader under the tag but it's fem reader explicitly. So I'll do requests. I'm in these fandoms currently.

Obey me!

Twisted Wonderland

(Especially azul he's my favorite character)

Star wars

Hazbin hotel (don't get me wrong I know aroace people do have platonic and romantic in their relationship sometimes but it's mostly to satisfy their partner. But 100% no smut for alastor,nifty and the eggboys. Also not for Charlie and vaggie either sorry)

Call of duty modern warfare

MHA (only writing for the adults in mha nsfw I swear if someone ask for a bakugou smut I'll soccer punch them 😭🙏) (only sfw for the class 1-A and toga..

Creepypasta. (If yall ask for toby and Jeff it's the new toby that's an old man and Jeff as in Jeff hodek. Not no emo teenager. But I will do emo teen Jeff woods in SFW.) (But I don't know why I need to say this but NO OFFENDERMAN LIKE??)

Marble hornets.

Undertale. (Only sfw)

DC: so bat children, batman, Clark kent, etc.

What I will do: smut, fluff, NSFW (it doesn't just mean smut it also means gore) angst, child reader, if you want the reader to have a mental disorder you struggle with and get comfort by the direct character/s you say, wholesome.

What I won't do: rape, pedophilia, age regression (Im sorry I just don't feel comfortable writing it), somnophilia, basically anything bad and criminal.

What I'll do if it's a TW (I will warn you at the beginning if it's a TW thing.)

what I won't do: fem reader. If you're a fem reader you can read the stuff that has gender neutral on it though. But not trans male reader or AMAB reader.

What I will do: amab reader, trans male reader, nonbinary reader,

sp main 4:

cartman:kyle you're a jew-

Kyle: shut up cartman you look like an improper fraction.

Stan:a what..?

Kenny:😦🫢

cartman:AY!-

Cartman:ILL COOK YOUR DAD.

Kyle:ATLEAST MY DAD WAS AROUND LONG ENOUGH UNLIKE YOURS SO YOU KNOW WHO TO COOK. YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A RHINOS TOE. YOU DISCO BALL HEADED BITCH. YOU RAUNCHY ASS CRUSTY BITCH MORE CRUST THEN A TEENAGE GOJO LOVING GIRLS ROSE TOY.

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It sounded funnier in my head 😔

hazbin hotel characters as songs pt 1

Our favorite hellborn girl boss that we need as an aunt, ROSIE.

Well she's hellborn and as she would probably like 1800s-early 1900s songs I think Cheri Cheri Lady or possibly in michigan fits her but I heard Hello Dolly!. Is inspiration for rosie.

Alastors canonically song would've been "Smile" by Charlie Chaplin. As said by the creator. Which explains a lot.. and if it wasn't I would've thought funny farm or frontier psychiatrist fits him during his mental breakdown soooo...🧍‍♂️

She reminded md of that one song pinkie pie sings. The smile song. Or maybe girl by girl in red

housewife radio.

"Awh fuck did i- did I save them for the cost of my ass?"