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Rub some of that luck on me please :(

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

The things I would do to this man..

Dewdrop : What’s the announcement, Rain?

Rain: It’s a lecture. Mountain’s gonna tell us everything he knows about sex.

Swiss: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

I'd imagine Darrys room is his parents old one but he refuses to sleep in it so he just opts for his chair

It's so awkward to have religious trauma and love ghost

It's either:

-this is wrong I'm disgusting. I shouldn't listen to their music. I'm a bad person and I was a bad Catholic. This is why I'm a failure to my religion? It's not right.

Or

-whys papa kinda 😏😏😏

No in-between

When i saw this motherfucker

The first thing that popped in mind was this

I really want zestials old ass to actually have been to one of William Shakespeare's plays.

Why'd it take me so long to realize that carmilla took her hair down after vaggie said she hadn't fought with long hair. And then vaggie puts her hair up in the fight with exorcists

Im still confused how people don't know Azuls rich.

His mom:owns a high end restaurant

His dad:lawyer

Him:makes contracts and deals

He's at least a millionaire if not almost

Same with the leech twins it's hinted their parents are mob bosses.

And it wouldn't be far fetched if Azuls mom knows the leech parents by striking a deal.

Think of how many fanfics (shipping or not shipping) their could be from that

I feel like we could of had a lot of potential if twisted wonderland creators gave Azul a younger brother.

Like atleast for Azuls backstory.

Ursula's younger sister was Morgana.

So I think Azuls younger brother would be named verde (based off morganas skin color)

Like imagine if we had verde as a nrc student the backstory would be crazy too cause Morgana was never enough in their mother's eyes unlike Ursula.

Or at least them going to the coral sea for a break and we see azul in his normal form not overbloted. We could see Mrs. Ashengrotto and Verde.

Tumblr writers finding out afab means that the person isn't afab anymore and they make their afab readers still female:

But seriously when I see afab reader I'm expecting the reader to be a trans male or smth.

Ain't no way 😧😧

WAIT NO ABORT ABORT IM THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR THE CLOCKWORK ONE, PLEASE MAKE IT GN READER IM SO SO SORRY I DIDN'T SEE THE REST OF YOUR MASTER LIST THINGIE, IM SO SORRY

It's okay anon I'll be right on the clockwork x gn reader story

This is what I think happened with magne and dabi when magne came out as trans.

Dabi:women are annoying

Magne:dabi dear don't talk about toga that way

Dabi: I was talking about you too

Magne:huh?-

Dabi: you're a women too I'm talking about you magne.

Ally dabi?

Same person, different font.

My oc if viviziepop made it:

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I'm joking (I dont think she'd detail it this much 💀)

creepypasta headcannons

their favorite food?

Jeffery hodek:I would assume cherrie pie

Liu hodek: peanutbutter crackers

Tobias rogers: seems like he'd like pizza or a good cooked hamburger

Nina the killer: hamburger helper

Ben drowned:shrimp pasta

Eyeless jack:I headcannon he was a vegetarian when he was alive and well not a whole ass demon maybe tofu or like salad.

The puppeteer: he didn't have one, not picky.

Helen otis: they were that picky friend who only ordered chicken and fries out to eat.

Candy pop:cotton candy

LJ:lollipops

[IMPORTANT] Tim and Brian are NOT creepypastas but I'd assume Tim would like slim Jim's and Brian would like original potato lays chips

Jason the toy maker: didn't he live I nthe 1800s? I don't remember him much but I'd assume fish and chips.

Nathan the nobody: over easy eggs and hashbrowns.

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Favorite color?

Would say every color in the rainbow: LJ,Candy Pop, jason the toy maker

Would say red, orange, yellow,: ben drowned, Liu hodek, puppeteer, Helen otis,

Would say it like that one vine black like my soul: ticci toby, Nina the killer, Jeff hodek

Would be fucking normal or something and just say I like blue I guess:eyeless jack,Nathan the nobody.

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Favorite class back in school:

Music:puppeteer, candypop,lj,.

Math:Liu hodek,Nina the killer

Art:,Helen otis jason the toy maker.

History:Jeff hodek, ticci toby, Ben drowned.

Gym:Nathan the nobody

Science:eyeless jack.

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Me when I saw people draw skinny angel adam:

Why no chub :(

I don't think lucifer is much of a drinker. I DO however I think he is someone who puts non alcoholic drinks in a wine cup.

just straight up booping everyone i see on my dash, doesnt matter if i know you or not. get booped loser!!!

if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE ASSOCIATING ALASTOR WITH ONLY JAMBALAYA SO HERE ARE OTHER CREOLE DISHES YOU HEATHENS

Fanfiction and Comic creators, this is for you especially.

Crawfish Étouffée

This beautiful dish was invented in Breaux Bridge Louisiana, where our favourite radio star is from! Although it's invention is attributed the Herbet Hotel in the 1950s -after Alastors death- it is a classic.

Crawfish Étouffée has a sauce typically made from a blonde roux with that classic cajun seasoning. It contains the Holy Trinity of cajun cooking too: bell peppers, onions and celery. The main meat of this dish is crawfish tails and it is usually served with carbs like cornbread, cajun rice or vegetables such as green beans and potato salad.

It is chock full of flavour, and a filling inexpensive dish for low income families - which I believe Alastor is from.

Some alternatives to the crawfish are chicken and shrimp.

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The difference between Étouffée and Gumbo.

These two often get mixed up, and I understand, they're both classic Bayou dishes. Here's how to differentiate them.

Texture: Both dishes use shrimp, chicken, or crawfish tail broth. BUT Jumbo has a thicker consistency, it's made from a dark roux and it tends to use more liquid to remain stew-like.

Flavour: Gumbo and Étouffée both use Cajun seasoning, but due to Étouffées blonde roux, it has a lighter, sweeter taste than the darker, fullness of flavour in Gumbo.

Meat: Gumbo uses a variety of meats at the same time (often shrimp and sausage are key components), as mentioned in the alternatives above, Étouffée typically does not.

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2. Red Beans and Rice

We're on a roll guys! This is another dish from Louisiana! Although, it is specifically associated with New Orleans, where Alastor hosted his radio show. It has a fascinating history, partly due to it's African and French/Spanish routes - But it was also a struggle meal during the Great Depression. It was originally a Creole, not Cajun dish.

(Note: Red Beans and Kidney Beans are different legumes)

This dish also contains the Holy Trinity, as well as bay leaves, oregano, cayenne pepper, garlic powder and more. Its protein comes from Andouille sausages, but like Gumbo, a variety of meats are used. If you want Alastor to be traditional about it, he should make it on a Monday incorporating the left over ham bones from Sunday dinner. It is also complimented with long grain white rice and green beans, amongst many other things.

Considering Alastor witnessed the Stock Market Crash of 1929 -which led to the Great Depression - There is no way he hasn't come across this dish before.

3. Creole Bread Pudding

The queen of Creole Dessert has arrived. Can you guess where she's from? DING-DING-DING! That's right! New Orleans Louisiana baby! Recipes of this treat have been recorded since 1885, so it suffices to say she's a classic.

Like most bread puddings, it is made by combining stale bread (preferably French), beaten eggs and milk. However, this variation often has an incredible amount of vanilla extract. What it will be complimented with varies from person to person. Some examples are: Whipped meringue and whisky, raisins and apple, or walnuts and butter.

Although not as popular in the modern day, I like to imagine this is something Mimzy, Rosie and Alastor might share together on a day out.

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There you go! I hope you enjoyed this - but more importantly I hope this helps people create a more diverse version of those cosy Alastor cooking scenes that I love.

Hazbin as humans is awesome. Did alastors mom!

Lucifer after lilith left: Sometimes life's treating me like I'm the one who whipped Jesus.

Adam:IM

Lute:okay, settle down

Adam:IM

Lute:take it easy

Adam:IM

Lute:WHAT THE SCALLOP?!

Adam:IM A GOOFY GOOBER

Has anyone done this yet?

EVE AND LILITH THEORY

Okay so we don't know why lilith went missing for seven years. But what I do know is this ain't lilith

Lilith hair is slicked back in every backstory we see of her

In the photos, we see that'd show if she has her horns or slick back hair, which is covered by hats or completely cut off.

But I know for sure in this scene right here before what probably was before lilith left it looked like Eve

And here's my theorys.

NUMBER ONE:LILITH IS CONTROLLED BY EVE. (Far fetched and wrong words but you'll see what I mean)

it could be their the same penny on different sides like in brittle bones Nicky number two when the devil and God are the same people

Like the lyrics "I'm mufasa and I am scar" it's like yin and yang

In goodness, theirs evil and in evil theirs goodness.

THEORY NUMBER 2:EVE AND LILITH MADE A DEAL.

Lilith was a famous woman in hell, not just because of being queen but also because of her singing. (Can't wait to see who is casted for her I hope it's someone who can hit high notes). Maybe lilith wanted to "get away" from everything but still wanted to be in touch and see what's going on hence all the eyes everywhere in hell.

And maybe Eve wanted a family. Cause adam does not seem like someone you'd wanna spend your whole (after)life with. Eve probably wanted someone who'd love her and by lucifer loving lilith and forgets things like where charlie was even though he's not a bad guy and says vaggie as maggie. Lucifer probably dissociated so much he forgot lilith looked different but still loved lilith who was infact Eve.

THEORY NUMBER 3:EVE IS DEAD

I don't think she made it into heaven, unlike Adam. Cause by what we've seen, no one knows why people go to heaven, not even a seraphim (the highest rank of angel right below the power god has but the second highest rank.)

THEORY NUMBER 4:THEY BOTH RAN AWAY

Powerful women becoming wives arc 🤷‍♂️

THEORY NUMBER 5:EVE HAS ALASTORS SOUL.

Look I don't know much but I do know eve does that whole pretty little liars smile and shushing the mouth thing. Who better to own alastors soul then someone who smiles no matter what?

THEORY NUMBER 6:ALASTOR KILLED EVE

Look, Eve was probably the first human to fall besides Well lilith who fell with lucifer. Eve could've been one of the higher overlords that alastor broadcasted killing.

THEORY NUMBER 7: LUTE IS EVE

Yknow I thought this one was a far stretched one. Theirs 3 clues. Lutes personality was like someone who could put up with Adam. And I know Adam made the exorcist. But vaggie didn't like Adam and before she fell she didn't like killing a demon.

Lute has the same personality as Adam but is way more serious then Adam is so Adam doesn't blow anything but she doesn't get mad when he gets close to doing it and when he did she stayed by his side agreeing with him.

Lute was personally distraught by Adam's death. And of course, she isn't like this with no one else. Why didn't the exorcist get distraught that they were obviously around him?

Nifty information.

1: she gets called a slut by baxter

2: she worked for Baxter making her love him

3:she hates goodboys and pedos (as anyone would)

4: she's bilingual

5:she's Japanese

People I'd think that'd love the eraserhead baby

Number 1:jason vorhees and his mom

Cmon shed kill for jason. And jason wouldn't kill him.

They'd love the eraserhead baby. Honestly probably because everything they deem as "ugly" they find awesome.

Luda may IS SO SWEET.

Michael myers mom. She'd be scared at first but she'd love it like her own.

Can't tell me he wouldnt

She'd got that motherly love

He's a gentle giant

Nice gramps

Reblog to kill it faster

Duck lucifer