Emma: Yeah, We're Best Friends, But I'd Fuck You If You Asked.

Emma: Yeah, we're best friends, but i'd fuck you if you asked.

Paul: What?

Emma: What?

Ted, without looking up from his phone: She said she'd fuck you if you asked.

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6 years ago

Thirteen: good morning team Tardis! I hope you all slept well! wile you were doing that I accidentally set the floor on fire.

5 years ago

Pretty sure I just went to heaven for a second there

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https://soundcloud.com/going-spaceward - support Black Artists 

6 years ago

UGH I JUST WANT A WIFE AND A FARM WITH A GORGEOUS FARM HOUSE AND A WOOD BURNING FIREPLACE AND A LOVELY FLORAL GARDEN AND I WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING NEXT TO MY FARMER WIFE AND COLLECT THE EGGS WITH MY WELLIES ON WHILE SHE MAKES US BREAKFAST okay I’m okay now

6 years ago

• I used to want to kill them all

While high on bath salt zombie drugs

And snacking on a dead man's face

• Feed my hunger for flesh

I want it warm and fresh

• Let me puke in your mouth, Em

Starkid lyrics you shouldn’t sing out loud in public

I want you to choke me, while I jerk off

People say it’s quite unlikely the two of us should stick, but I just tell ‘em hey, it’s me and my dick

Fuck you, I’m gonna kick your ass, fuck you, I’m taking you down, fuck you

Take off your clothes —> the entire song lol

Let’s get naked, yeah let’s get naked, get naked in a lake

All the grateful citizens will say to me… Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

The Nazis are not so bad (technically not starkid but ehhh)

please continue


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5 years ago

The emotional cost is worth a fortune

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

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