Emma: Yeah, we're best friends, but i'd fuck you if you asked.
Paul: What?
Emma: What?
Ted, without looking up from his phone: She said she'd fuck you if you asked.
Thirteen: good morning team Tardis! I hope you all slept well! wile you were doing that I accidentally set the floor on fire.
Pretty sure I just went to heaven for a second there
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UGH I JUST WANT A WIFE AND A FARM WITH A GORGEOUS FARM HOUSE AND A WOOD BURNING FIREPLACE AND A LOVELY FLORAL GARDEN AND I WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING NEXT TO MY FARMER WIFE AND COLLECT THE EGGS WITH MY WELLIES ON WHILE SHE MAKES US BREAKFAST okay I’m okay now
• I used to want to kill them all
While high on bath salt zombie drugs
And snacking on a dead man's face
• Feed my hunger for flesh
I want it warm and fresh
• Let me puke in your mouth, Em
I want you to choke me, while I jerk off
People say it’s quite unlikely the two of us should stick, but I just tell ‘em hey, it’s me and my dick
Fuck you, I’m gonna kick your ass, fuck you, I’m taking you down, fuck you
Take off your clothes —> the entire song lol
Let’s get naked, yeah let’s get naked, get naked in a lake
All the grateful citizens will say to me… Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
The Nazis are not so bad (technically not starkid but ehhh)
please continue
The emotional cost is worth a fortune
When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
lmao
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