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Emma: Yeah, we're best friends, but i'd fuck you if you asked.

Paul: What?

Emma: What?

Ted, without looking up from his phone: She said she'd fuck you if you asked.

Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

something I think we all know about fanfic, but don’t talk about because it would hurt writers feelings is that some fics are like fast food. I mean this as a compliment. I don’t always want to sit down for a six course meal that will be a flavor experience. Sometimes I just wanna dip some fries in a frosty. Sometimes I want something homecooked and delicious and super niche, but super comforting. Sometimes I want to eat an entire dark chocolate cheesecake in one sitting even though I know Its gonna make me sick. Just. holy crap, y’all. Sometimes I don’t even want fast food, I just want to eat an entire bag of chips. and yeah, I’m ashamed of myself afterwards, but at the time it was exactly what I wanted. So, no, we’re never going to say to our fanfic writers that we consider their writing to be the equivalent of a midnight run to taco bell - and we shouldn’t, feelings would be hurt by that. But writers, please, please, please, remember this. You don’t need to create a six course meal if you don’t want to. You don’t have to make something complex and homemade if you don’t want to. You don’t even have to finish cooking it - because someone will be thrilled that you brought a bowl of cookie dough and a spoon, because they cannot even consider sitting down and having a proper meal right now. It’s okay writers, whatever you decided to make. Someone was happy to have it. You gave them what they needed. You made them happy. You did good.

Half of being trans is being hypervigilant against transphobes. Like, I spent 15 minutes scrolling down on a blog that I would be super interested in just to make sure that it wasn’t going to start reblogging stuff from my favorite transmisogynists. Turns out that my hypervigilance was right again.

Do you happen to have a recording of one of lauren’s insta stories where she sang telephone wire from Fun Home? I just saw a clip of it on YouTube and was wondering if you have the full story

Poor bby can’t sing doing her puzzles anymore

here is your sign, if you needed one.

Why do i feel like i've just looked upon the gods

Can't wait to grow that third leg and get rid of my back pain

Undo the Damage of Sitting

Missy smashes all the dirty dishes

Tis a meme

Wrong timeline, Hidgens. You'll get em next time.

Sorry this was so late 😭😅

Original post by @fasbean / @ccrp-softball-league

Reblogs appreciated~ ^^

Infected! Emma:

So when Jesus came back from the dead it was a "miracle" but when I do it i'm an "infected freak"

Pretty sure I just went to heaven for a second there

https://soundcloud.com/going-spaceward - support Black Artists 

A lot of you have been asking where 9 is...

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

This blog will be safe on Halloween

This blog will NOT post:

- Screamers 

- Gore

- Blood 

- Purposefully triggering content 

Reblog if your blog will be safe on Halloween

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

2019 is the year y'all stop treating bi and pan women as “secondary” wlw

weird and horrible how as soon as a girl turns 18 she loses any protection from being taken advantage of… 17 and a half is a child but just turned 18 is fair game for male sexual predators

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