Lemme Just Say, If Any Mafia Bosses, Or Supervillains, Or Otherwise Hot Evil Dudes Wanna Kidnap Me, Wait

Well you are correct on a factual basis. But if you ignore all of that and do an AU where Miguel doesn’t have his powers or a Miguel on Ken’s earth then the fight could be fair.

Brb I'm about to script a reality where these two fine ass sum bitches fight over me

And you ain’t lie! That’s what I call Girl-power 💅🏽

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

What they don’t know won’t kill them 🥰

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours: