Holdonimwalkingmysnail - Bratatude

I turn my phone off so fast cause don’t piss me off on my own cellular device

Well you are correct on a factual basis. But if you ignore all of that and do an AU where Miguel doesn’t have his powers or a Miguel on Ken’s earth then the fight could be fair.

Brb I'm about to script a reality where these two fine ass sum bitches fight over me

What they don’t know won’t kill them 🥰

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

And you ain’t lie! That’s what I call Girl-power 💅🏽

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

Lemme just say, if any mafia bosses, or supervillains, or otherwise hot evil dudes wanna kidnap me, wait for a day where I wash my hair. Wait till after I brush my teeth. Till after I'm done with my skincare routine. Wait till I'm in my cute pajamas. I do not have time to be kidnapped with greasy hair and stank ass breath