Bridgerton Season Three Episode 4 Spoilers/Thoughts

Bridgerton Season Three Episode 4 Spoilers/Thoughts

Wow, Portia really treats Penelope like shit. I know in the book she wants her to be a spinster so she won't be alone, but goddamn it's just MEAN.

Violet knows her kids way too well. She knows Colin is down bad for Penelope.

Awwww....John. He's wonderful. I'm so sad he's gonna die. But awwww....goddammit.... GODDAMMIT.

lol Everyone is like "they're not even talking wtf?" and Francesca and John are in heaven. LMFAAOOOO They're so cute. I ship her and Michael so hard, but goddammit her and John are ADORABLE. I am so glad she gets two true loves. So, so glad.

Oh shit he's gonna propose.... And she doesn't want it.

Game of Thrones shit again.

Awww, Francesca and John are so awkward it's adorable.

The fuck is up with Cressida's family? *narrows eyes*

Colin "I? don't? wanna? be? a? manwhore?" Bridgerton. lol

Ugh, Portia is the WORST.

Violet has his fucking number so hard lol OH SHE PROVOKED HIM. Violet knew exactly what she was doing there. Oh you cheeky woman.

MARRY HIS ASS VIOLET I would

The Queen has something fucking planned. I don't trust this...

Cressida looks like she has loofahs in her hair. LMFAO

GO GET HER COLIN!!!!!!!!

SHE IS NOT DRINKING THE LEMONADE

her boobs are tender!!!! PREGNANT!!!!! They're both preggers

his wig sucks

Ohhhhh Debling... You know, I respect you for that.

COLIN YOU BETTER CATCH THAT CARRIAGE!!!!!!

YEAH! Caught the carriage!!!!!!!!!!

DOOOIIIIITTTTTTT

LET HIM INNNNNN

oh I love a man on his kneesssss

y'all best FUCK in this carriage

oh he's tortured? well then I'm satisfied I wanted him to suffer in love with her lol I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

YAHTZEE!

Oh she just WRECKED HIM when she touched his hair did you see his face THAT MAN IS GONE

oh he hit the spot YEAH!!!!

LOL circle the block....oh that laugh....that soft kiss...the way he puts her clothes back HOLY SHIT THE SWOON I SWOONTHED

UUHGGGGH

HOLY SHIT HE SAID THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, it's 6:30am. I am unwell.

Also I noticed a whole umm....midnight theme in that part 2....which is verrrrrry Benedict and Sophie. I'm still holding out hope for them to meet at the ball this season.