Gaylordlady - ✨My Gay Ass✨

Someone is getting a tarot reading and the first card is Death

The person doing the reading explains that death is usually a metaphor, and refers to a large change

The second card is The Tower

They explain that the tower often refers to tragedy when asked if that means death they say it can but doesn't always

The third card is Someone Is Actually For Real Going To Die

WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT THAT JOHNNY FROM HOTEL TRANSLYVANIA IS BASED ON JONATHAN HARKER. the fuck?

I KEEP HEARING FOOTSTEPS EVERY COUPLE OF MINUTES AND I’M GETTING SCARED. IT’S LATE WHERE I AM AND I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE IT’S CLOSER TO THE WIFI ROUTER. FUCKING HELP

I’m the person they hire to add idiotic music to cute animal videos

Spoilers for Bridgerton 3x08 under the cut

THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN. MY FRIEND AND I HAD A FEELING THAT WE'D SEE MICHAEL, BUT MICHAELA??????? I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

SHE SAID JUST HER NAME AND FRAN WAS HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE. I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER STRUGGLE WITH HER FEELINGS, BOTH BEING BI AND BEING IN LOVE WITH HER HUSBAND'S COUSIN.

WE REALLY ARE FUCKING BLESSED THAT THESE EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER!!!

LIKE, PRIDE MONTH IS REALLY IN OUR FAVOUR IN TERMS OF QUEER SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED!!!!

Have I watched high school musical? No. Do I think those little baseball bitches be gay? ye

Robert fucking Hob Gadling really had the nerve to be jealous of Will Shaxbeard, after showing his boyfriend friend acquaintance that he was the side piece after 200 years of going on dates.

Calling it now, Ryan’s going to win something weird each episode this season, and it’s parts of the professor’s remains or some shit. Or something similar.

As soon as Annabeth mentioned that she'd never seen any movie, I know Percy was immediately thinking of ways to get a movie night into the schedule at CHB.