Peak Himbo/herbo/thembo Energy In The Trope Of "being Sure Your Enemy Has Crush On When They Absolutely

I wish someone would pick me up,

And decide

This one

This one deserves to be loved

In a way

Only hurricanes ever were.

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When the sunshine one has been pushed too far and all of a sudden their smile just dRops and is replaced by a face completely devoid of expression, that even the scary people shudder, no-one can read anything on their face except their eyes are very very angry, and everyone just feels a collective we done effed up.

aNd it's because everyone was being too nihilist around them and they got tired of being the only one who cared about the human cost of every single person and trying to vye for them nicely, everyone has to listen as they speak quietly, their voice rising until they're shouting "What do you mean it's worth the price! They never agreed to be sacrificed in a game they don't even know about! I don't care about the bigger picture if it means sacrificing innocents for a plan that might not even work. Either we find another way or we don't do it at all, but we are not doing this, it's final! "

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This blog is now apparently dedicated to enemies to lovers connoisseur-ing. I mean I'm not complaining but still

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You know that trope of they were childhood sweethearts/ crushes and gifted some personalized gift or even some random offhand token like a handkerchief or hoodie? Yeah but were separated for a long time but then are brought back together in wildly different circumstances and they're at their place and they see it, clearly preserved with care?!;!!

Yeah I'll take 79326038+ of that exact same trope.

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One day hero walks in and completely gives up. They just don't care anymore. What's the point of stopping the villain today is if they'll have to do it again tomorrow.

The villain now has wrap their head around this fact and after (struggling with it) ask hero out on a road trip of self discovery because "it's no fun without them' *whiny voice* that escalates into bonding experiences and unsolicited character growth

Can more authors balantly self insert themselves into the side characters who constantly voice their shipping feels at the most inappropriate moments that's just good stuff. Like

"I hate you!" "I hate you more!!" *appearing uncomfortably close to their faces from God knows where* "Now kiss."

Two same gender people *glaring intensely at each other* "that's gay babes"

A *compliments B* "I ship it bitches!"

Just top tier comedy. Love.

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You know the gruff cold grey character vigorously denying their feelings (for their nemesis) is funny but also consider them immediately accepting them a la " guess this is my life now" and doing a complete 180 followed by the immediate surprise of anyone who ever knew them

"Hey, you look lovely today, here I got you your favourite drink." *Wierd smile* *suspicious* "is there poison in it?"

*simping in the meeting* "That's a really good plan, you're so smart haha" everyone :0 " Do you have a fever?"

"why do you care so much anyway!" *nursing their wound* *intense* " love/petname, of course I care, I love you. Now tell me who did this to you. *shocked in 12 languages and 3 dimensioms*

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I'm came for the couple in crisis but I stay for the couple who've already solved their crisis and are now sharing a chair and judging everyone. Plain old a couple who hates the same people stay together.

"Remember when we were stupid as them, babe."

"Babe, can we beat them up?"

"Babe, let's intervene in those dumbass' love life. They can't be trusted with it."

If your book doesn't have them. I'm still prolly gonna read it, but like... I'd prefer it if it did cause they're amazing.

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I was raised to gobble on harsh words only,

My food pipe has stretched to swallow slanders,

My stomach has a special kind of acid to melt metal;

And my intestines are meant to grind any remaining matter to fine dust.

How to deal with kind words?

Of that, I have no idea.

Are they supposed to loll in my mouth like caramel candy

Or melt like chocolate?

Will the honey sting if it touches my bleeding tongue?

It will be lost between the blood and spit before reaching my stomach anyway.

—Be gentle with me please.

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But when the A goes "I don't like B" and everyone thinks it's cause b is supervillain, casually kills/torturers people or whatever but A explains its because *very minor flaw*

Like, "They say pecan as p-can, I just can't get behind that"

It's just gold.