I Swear Its Been A Fucky Year, Him Winning Is The Only Reason Im Still Standing

Various Landoscar art to celebrate the double podium today!!! 🥳

So. Its a wet race, 5 rookies on the grid, Max and George lining up alongside eachother on the second row, two McLarens on the front row and Oscar says he'd do anything to win his home race- if you listen really closely you can hear an emergency alarm blaring in the background of this post

The siren took one look at Odysseus and said ‘girl dad’ and no matter how wrong she was, I respect it.

that's a threat if i've ever heard one, and we love him for it

I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the McLaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the McLaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the McLaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good I do not care if the Mclaren is not good

i must choose a person to delete my ao3 history if i god permit i die

“padme amidala died 19BBY” “Padme Amidala died in 2003”

no Padme Amidala dies every time someone in charge decides to not include the impact she had on the galaxy in any Empire-Era show

All my homies hate Clovis from Clone Wars.

In fact, Rush Clovis who? That name doesn't ring a bell, can't be canon? Must be from some fanfic, right? Right?

In fact, i need more mutuals who hate Clovis, reblog if you would kick him at least once.

i want all of this come true

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

the universal experience