That's A Threat If I've Ever Heard One, And We Love Him For It

If I was Oscar, I'd be pissed.

It's one thing to be outperformed by your teammate regularly and then on those rare occasions when you can help him in some way you're asked to do it by the team, and a completely different one to be as good as your teammate and be chosen by your team to be sacrificed in order for him to try and win the title.

Oscar is closer in points to Lando than Lando is to Max right now, ironically he would be even closer if it wasn't for him bad luck or his team making mistakes and fucking up his strategy. He lost a podium scoring position in Miami when Carlos hit him, he qualified 2nd in Imola but lost the front row start and a likely podium finish due to a penalty for impeding that wasn't his fault, and let's not forget the fuck up in England that cost him like 4 positions. Realistically that gap should be less than 20 points with 8 races to go, and he is being sacrificed for Lando? Yeah I'd be pissed...

the hyperfixations just continue to grow, its a problem guys.

Anyone else notice a pattern in the types of fan fics they read throughout the month? I kinda know that my hormones are heightened when I start seeking out a/b/o fics. Then I'm onto dangerous/angsty stories. Then like a week later I'm back to fluff and the cycle starts again.

Probably oversharing but we're all friends here right?

petition to stab something with 84 knives in honour of the ides of march and the 0.084s oscar piastri needed to get his first pole position at his home race

Love that this is the first thing I thought of.

So. Its a wet race, 5 rookies on the grid, Max and George lining up alongside eachother on the second row, two McLarens on the front row and Oscar says he'd do anything to win his home race- if you listen really closely you can hear an emergency alarm blaring in the background of this post

Every blonde/brunette teammate pairing fighting for the championship for the past 2 decades (aside from Lewis and Valtteri) has ended up in some form of disaster which is WHY McLaren brought in landoscar. They're going to break the narrative

I want a fic or something about the Batfamily where Jason and Dick de-aged back to their Robin days by like a wizard or some shit, then Damian and Tim have to look after them... except they mix them up.

There's two little boys with black hair and blue eyes, wearing the same pants-less costume, and both answering to the name of Robin, but one is all wide eyes and wide smile and one has a murderous anger in his gaze and demeanor, so they make assumptions that *obviously* the murder-y one is Jason and the happy little boy is Dick.

Then they get back to the Batcave and Bruce automatically knows which one is which and calls them by the right names. I just think it'd be a total mind-fuck for Tim and especially Damian.

mclaren win but at what cost (i'm genuinely happy for lando I just can't help to feel sad about oscar)

at least we got alex albon at 4th that's impressive, that was such an eventful race

Zak got revenge on Lando Lando was NOT prepared for it Osc popped back into the frame to shout "WELL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK"

This is so chaotic. I love this silly team so much 😭😭😭