His Ability To Rephrase "the Pit Wall Are Fucking Idiots" Into Professional Speech Is Absolutely Impressive

i’m a really big fan of this seasons theme of “george russell third wheeling with lando and his boyfriends”. hope they keep it up.

The siren took one look at Odysseus and said ‘girl dad’ and no matter how wrong she was, I respect it.

New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

May Oscar Piastri wake up tomorrow with rage and the spirit of Michael Schumacher

I don't know why I'm getting excited for the season to start. its not like I'm not going to have a mental breakdown if mclaren is bad

So embarrassing when I catch myself grinning like a fool at millionaires who go zoom zoom for a living

All my homies hate Clovis from Clone Wars.

In fact, Rush Clovis who? That name doesn't ring a bell, can't be canon? Must be from some fanfic, right? Right?

In fact, i need more mutuals who hate Clovis, reblog if you would kick him at least once.

HELP WHY DOES IT FIT 😭

Percy: I think I'm bi

Luke, six feet under: Wow, who would've thought

Beckendorf, also dead: What a surprise, Percy

Jason, newly dead: Tell Percy that all his gay crushes end up dead

Nico: I'm not telling Percy that!

Percy: Tell me what?

Nico:

The three dead crushes:

Percy:

Nico: Luke, Jason, and Beckendorf all say hi. Ethan says hi too

Ethan: Sup Percy. Congrats on being the last to know

do u kno who philza is

No :0 who's that