Do U Kno Who Philza Is

Percy: I think I'm bi

Luke, six feet under: Wow, who would've thought

Beckendorf, also dead: What a surprise, Percy

Jason, newly dead: Tell Percy that all his gay crushes end up dead

Nico: I'm not telling Percy that!

Percy: Tell me what?

Nico:

The three dead crushes:

Percy:

Nico: Luke, Jason, and Beckendorf all say hi. Ethan says hi too

Ethan: Sup Percy. Congrats on being the last to know

F1 Imitates Art

"King Arthur" by Charles Ernest Butler (1903). (cropped to fit)

“Musical Angel” by Rosso Florentino (around 1522).

“Self-Portrait with Death Playing the Fiddle” by Arnold Böcklin (1872). (cropped to fit)

“Saint John the Evangelist” by Anthony Van Dyck (1618-20)

“Stańczyk” by Jan Matejko (1862). (cropped to fit)

Australian GP 2025 qualifying mood

If I was Oscar, I'd be pissed.

It's one thing to be outperformed by your teammate regularly and then on those rare occasions when you can help him in some way you're asked to do it by the team, and a completely different one to be as good as your teammate and be chosen by your team to be sacrificed in order for him to try and win the title.

Oscar is closer in points to Lando than Lando is to Max right now, ironically he would be even closer if it wasn't for him bad luck or his team making mistakes and fucking up his strategy. He lost a podium scoring position in Miami when Carlos hit him, he qualified 2nd in Imola but lost the front row start and a likely podium finish due to a penalty for impeding that wasn't his fault, and let's not forget the fuck up in England that cost him like 4 positions. Realistically that gap should be less than 20 points with 8 races to go, and he is being sacrificed for Lando? Yeah I'd be pissed...

Runs in the family.

OSCARRR

FP1: 4th

FP2: 2th

FP3: 1st!!!!

Oscar making up one position in the driver’s championship every race after China, he’s the only multiple race winner, winning three races out of five, now has the same amount of wins his teammate has (who has twice as much experience as he does) stood on the podium every race except Australia and is leading the world championship by ten points, all this in his third season 😩😮‍💨

i think the answer is that charles' delusions, prayers and hopes have clearly possessed the car and taking it to the the upper planes of existence

I am frankly perplexed about how fast Charles is going without that section of front wing, happy very very happy but confused

Hamilton, without front wing damage - small neowwwww (a car noise)

Charles, with front wing damage - NEOW THE EPITOME OF SPEED, THIS CAR IS HELD TOGETHER WITH HOPES AND DREAMS, ITS RUNNING ON 18 "FORZA FERRARI SEMPRE"S

Odysseus, Penelope, and Telemachus (also this is my first post on here and I do NOT know what I’m doing so hopefully this works)