I Wake Up. A Thought Enters My Mind: Gay Sex. I Experience Another Thought: I Am In Excruciating Pain

ok blackbonnet au where newly divorced stede moves into a divorced guy apartment complex and he’s super helpless bc he’s never lived by himself and he’s soooooo stupid ❤️ and he meets lucius who takes pity on this sweet dumb idiot and takes stede clubbing so stede can have some fun ! let off some steam and grind on strangers !!

and stede is wary but ppl do have fun rave outfits and fun drinks and then he sees ed dancing on the bar full coyote ugly style taking shots and stede’s thirst is Activated so lucius pushes him to the bar and ed feeds stede a shot ;-;

and he dances with ed all night long and ed tries so hard to take him home but stede is a Gentlemen thank u and asks ed on a proper date

ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet

Stede's outfits as butterflies

Guys! Come quick! I've found something! Dryocampa Rubicunda, or the candied melon silk moth. A very rare specimen. See? We're already finding stuff.

world hard and cold, stiddies soft and warm

putting the o in olympics

I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands