Kurt Hummel - Sadie Hawkins (4x11)

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Dumb question but if you were going to change the spelling of any Glee Character’s name (first or last) to an obnoxiously complicated version of that name who’s would it be and what would it look like?

Okay I love this question. I’m such a language nerd. 

Kuhrt. Because it’s German (well, so is Kurt (the name) anyways). 

but my brain knowledge ends there

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

lol glee spread 😝

You are literally a genius of the highest proportions

So I have to ask who fills what roles in the DEH, Kurt Carson and Blaine story you came up with because it sounds amazing

Blaine is Evan, Kurt is Zoe, Carson is Connor, Rachel is Alana, and Santana is Jared. Those were my ideas on that, what do you think??

this is the post they are referencing 

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2 • 2x06 - Never Been Kissed

“Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt”

So purely on vibes I matched ND members with musicals I’ve seen in person (included high school productions because I needed more shows). There is no real reason to any of these I just went with what felt right, in order of when I saw the shows...

Wicked - Kurt Hummel

Aladdin - Mike Chang

Anything Goes - Santana Lopez

Cinderella - Finn Hudson

Hamilton - Noah Puckerman

Lightning Thief - Sam Evans

Kinky Boots - Blaine Anderson

Anastasia - Tina Cohen-Chang

All Shook Up - Artie Abrams

Chicago - Quinn Fabray

Les Miserables - Mercedes Jones

Phantom of the Opera - Rachel Berry

The Drowsy Chaperone - Brittany Pierce

ABC is so amazing and exactly what glee is supposed to be! They are all having so much fun and making everyone else have fun. The choreo isn’t overly complex but it looks clean and good and the split solos are so much more accurate and fair and beautiful sounding. If they had just did this from the beginning uggggg

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Silver?

“Why on earth would you paint yourself silver?” Finn whispered, standing in the doorway of the bathroom as Sam rubbed frantically at his face with a washcloth, silver face paint covering him from the top of his forehead and down to where his V-neck tee, a light grey, started. “Did you use permeant marker or something?”

“It won’t come off,” Sam cried, trying to stay quiet. The Humdel parents had been kind enough to let him stay for the school year, he didn’t want them knowing he’d snuck out for a midnight screening for a double-viewing of the Fantastic-Four movies. He also didn’t want Mr. Burt to see him covered in silver. He knew the man was very kind and accepting of pretty much anything, but he was sure the man didn’t appreciate his bathroom getting covered in silver paint. “Finn!” He whispered, a bit frantic. “Help me!”

“I don’t know what to do!” Finn cried back, stepping into the bathroom to look at Sam through the mirror. “Maybe we should wake up-”

“No.” Sam interrupted, his eyes wide with fear. “Waking up Kurt is the last resort.”

“Why?” Finn asked. “Kurt will know what to do to get the paint off.”

“You really think waking Kurt up-your brother, who bit you when you woke him up from a nap to ask him where the coffee grounds were-will appreciate being woken up to help me de-silverfy?” Sam shook his head, and groaned when another swipe at his face with the wash cloth barely removed anything. “No way.”

“Well,” Finn shrugged. “It’s either I go and wake up Kurt, or you are silver until he wakes up in the morning.”

Sam wiped again at his face. He looked in the mirror, and whimpered a bit: he’d been cleaning up for an hour, and he was still mostly silver. He still didn’t want to wake Kurt.

“I’ll just be silver forever,” Sam moaned. 

“What are you two-Sam?” Kurt stepped into the bathroom doorway, drawing back in surprise when the pair whipped around to stare at the smaller teen. Kurt was gaping at him, eyebrows upturned as he took in the situation. Finally, after a few moments of awkward silence, Kurt deflated, shaking his head in obvious disappointment. “Sam,” he groaned, rubbing a hand over his eyes. “I told you not to paint yourself silver.”

“Ohhh,” Finn said, registering why Sam didn’t want to wake Kurt. “You didn’t want to wake him, because he told you this would happen.”

“Yes yes yes,” Sam looked to Kurt desperately. “You can lecture me in the morning. Please help me,” Sam begged. He clasped his hands-also silver-and made puppy-dog eyes at Kurt. Kurt, for his part, just looked at him through tired eyes, and sighed again.

“Fine,” he said. “Wait here. Finn, grab the extra washcloths from the cabinet so Sam doesn’t turn this whole bathroom silver.” Kurt strode out of the doorway, Finn tossing Sam a few new washcloths with his order. The pair waited a few minutes, Sam feeling so tired he wondered if it was just best to sleep in the bathroom and wait until morning to clean, just as Kurt reentered, holding a jar in one hand a glass of water in the other.

“Coconut oil,” Kurt told him, setting the jar on the counter and opening it up. “Put this on your skin, wet a washcloth, and it will come off. I suggest taking a shower after since you’ll feel very slick and gross, even if you won’t be silver anymore.” 

“Thank you,” Sam replied, relieved. “What’s the water for?” Finn stood from his seat on the bathtub rim, leaving Sam to finally wash off his mistake.

“Me,” Kurt replied. “It’s why I was up.” Before he could stop him, though, Kurt raised his arm, and quickly took a photo, having hid his phone in his pajama pants pocket. “Thanks for not waking me up. Goodnight Sam, Finn.” With that, Kurt quickly, and somehow quietly, dashed back down the hall to his room, before Sam could grab at him.

“Night dude, Finn said with a laugh. “Have fun. See you in the morning.” Sam could only watch, still too silver for retaliation, as the taller teen left him alone. Groaning for what felt like the 100th time that night, Sam stared back at himself in the mirror.

He was never going to paint himself again. 

Fantastic-Four be damned. 

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If you had to give Glee Characters superpowers that coincide with their personalities, what would give them?

fuck yeah i love this question.

Finn: Basic super strength. Nothing too fancy. Basic but still useful. 

Rachel: One where she can break windows and glass with her voice. Vocal powers.

Mercedes: Power absorption/ power regeneration. cant knock her down b/c she took ur strength and THEN she is back to 100%.

Kurt: Empathy powers. give him ur feelings bitch

Blaine: mimicry. he can copy u (and look better doing it) but only when ur with him.

Quinn: Telepathy. give her ur brain. its hers now. she wont pay rent, but she will clean up the place for u

Arte: he can control anything electronic the way magneto controls metal.

Mike: he fast. sonic the mike.

Sam: swimmy boy like aquaman

Puck: knifey boy. sharp. like wolverine and deigo

Brittany: she can fly! she can fly!

Santana: shapeshifting. one second she is santana. next she is snake.

Tina: invisibility AND intangibility. multitalented queen.