So This Is The Show, Yeah?

I am going to inhale him with malicious intent

i offer you this Lucifer Edible

Why are there no Diavolo and Barbatos domestic fluff fics??? Why does every fanfic with them have to be either them doing the horizontal tango or being sadistic evil bastards??? GOD I just want caretaker Barb I just want them to talk to each other and do stupid cute shit I'm so tiered of porn I just want substance fuck- I'm gonna have to write it myself no plea

This cant be that rare of a pairing?? so many ppl agree that Barb raised Dia but no one does anything with it waahhh

I've seen loads of people theorise that Sun and Moon essentially have a panic attack continually switching between each other if they are in dim light, and ya thats a really funny to me too, but I have a maybe more realistic(?) idea on it~!

Headcanon: in dim lighting Sun and Moon have free choice over who gets to be activated at any given moment, but their AI inspects there situation and automatically decides who should be active~ 

(like if there's a kid full on sobbing Sun would most likely activate, but if that same child is known to prefer Moon then it would activate)

~but they more or less are able to switch at will, and can probably suppress each other, 

Imagine: its naptime at the daycare but instead of the full naptime process going through the lights just dim while the daycare theme goes off, Sun, instead of reporting this or letting Moon do his job, instead chooses to keep playing and entertaining the kids, while Moon is like yelling at him in the background of his mind,,, And because all the kids in the daycare are so young a lot of them end up later falling asleep anyways, and then after naptime ends all of the kids are tired and/or sleeping so Sun ends up just 🧍 and doesn't know what to do

Herald makes me feel things, most of them are hate but also the fact that I know if I even tried to slightly get close to him I'll start liking the bastard makes me very insert negative emotion here

I just want to draw I just want to draw but this stupid meat suit is limiting me I am my own worst enemy

Are these official? They look like Ai, look at the first image of Simeon, look at his head, and look at Barbatos' hands in second image,,

not even gonna mention the feet lol but Diavolo's in the second image specifically are wack

THE SIDE CHARACTERS ARE GETTING BODY PILLOWS!!!

I’ve posted the link for it for anyone who wants to get one ~3~

Don't tell anyone I told you this but that candy has been there scince 1993

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

Unrelated to my blog but If you went back to Rome times and took a picture of some roman dude with your smartphone you could tell them you were a lesser god and that you own there soul now and they would totally believe you

This is the best thing!

BONUS:

"He got that dog in him"

The dog in him: