Damian: Who The Fuck Added Me To A Fucking Group Chat?

Jason: Croissants: dropped

Dick: Road: works ahead

Duke: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Stephanie: Shavacado: fre

Tim: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Damian:

Damian: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Tim: Carrie was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Carrie: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Tim: Carrie, you ate a chair.

Kon: Hey Tim,

Tim: Yes?

Kon: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Tim:

Tim: Where’s Bart?

Dick: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Wally: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Dick: Holy moly-

Bruce: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Robin! Dick: You and me!!!

Bruce, tearing up: Okay.

Jon: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Damian: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Jon: You don’t have to wear…

Damian: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Someone asked the artists name sorry it so long for me to respond I had this in my camera role for I while so I was looking for the artist online

Her name is sonia liao and she is on tumblr sorry for posting this without crediting her she’s an amazing artist who you should all check out

Best girls in Gotham

Damian: Jon and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Jon: Sentences.

Damian: Don't interrupt me.

Bruce: How was your day, Damian?

Damian: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Bruce: Oh? And what does that mean?

Damian: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.