Jon: I Made This Friendship Bracelet For You.

Dick: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Wally: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Dick: Holy moly-

Kon: Hey Tim,

Tim: Yes?

Kon: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Tim:

Tim: Where’s Bart?

Tim: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Steph: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tim: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Cass: Actually I did the math, Steph would have $225, not $0.15.

Steph: Fam I’m right here....

Dick: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Tim: while you’re there could you buy me an Apple juice please?

Dick: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tim: :(

Cass: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Steph would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Dick: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice

Cass: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Jason: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Cass: Apple juice to what

Damian: Directly to the forehead

Steph: Great chat everyone

Honestly true

Whoops accidentally deleted this anyway this is hands down the best trio friendship dynamic

Luke : dad! My face is on fire!

Lucius: Luke ! Are you ok?!

Luke : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Lucius : But your face is on fire.

Luke : Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Congratulations you now get to simp

Duke: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Tiffany: What's that?

Duke: You've never had leftovers???

Tiffany: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?

Roy: I only take cash or credit.

Here lies Hal Jordan may he rest in peace

“It’s okay, you can tell us later. Everyone was just so worried... all of the Robins even came! They’ve been pacing outside your door for hours.”