OH.MY.F*CK

Honestly....same

Professor: your reading assignment this week will be 100 pages...

Me: nooooo i hate reading!!!

Me: *pulls up 500k word fanfic*

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

AOT MODERN AU:

Sasha, Jean and Eren playing “In Silence” on stream while voice sensitive feature is on: Eren, quietly: ᴼᵏᵃʸ ˢᵒ ᴵ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᵉʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵈᵒᵒʳˢ Jean, slightly louder: bᵣᵢₙg ᵢₜ ₒᵥₑᵣ ₕₑᵣₑ ₜₕₑₙ yₐ dᵢₚₛₕᵢₜ, ᵢ ₐₗₛₒ fₒᵤₙd ₐ ₙₒₜₑ yₒᵤ gᵤ₋ Sasha: 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗮 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺! Jean: ₛₐₛₕₐ! ₍ᵢₙₜₑₙₛₑ ₗₐᵤgₕᵢₙg₎ wₑ wₑᵣₑ ₛᵤₚₚₒₛₑd ₜₒ bₑ qᵤᵢₑₜ! Eren: *losing his shit* Eren: ₒₕ fᵤcₖ! ᴏʜ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ!- Sasha: 𝑜𝐻- Jean: ｏｈ ｇＯｄ－ and then they all end up dying because the monster found them

2022 needs to HURRY tf up!

everyday I wake I remember that we are still so far away from seeing “The Batman - 2022″ on the big screen and I just have to keep on existing with out it, like h u h ?

why is no one talking about this photo?? he’s giving a heart to some 3 headed creature but based on the outfit he’s a kid, blitzo marks himself out of pictures from CHILDHOOD, no one touch me, im sad right now

Lucifer didn't sleep with Eve lmao

I had to make this post to make it clear because I've seen a few ppl say the same thing. When Lucifer said "Well your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer" he was clearly talking about Lilith and the fact that they married later, then he says "or the second" implying that he gave her something too. its a play on words because he did give both of them something but what he gave was completely different! for Lilith he gave himself and for Eve he gave the apple! so both of them did like what he had to offer, but it's important to remember what the offer actually was! that's why ep 1 takes the time to explain what happened between the 4 of them. the "bow chika wow wow" was just Lucifer being a little shit to piss Adam off because he doesn't like him and he's rubbing it in Adams face that both his brides chose something he had over Adam. so no they didn't sleep together, viv and the team are just super slick with their jokes lol

OH MY GAWWWDD i'm so glad I wasn't the only one feeling this way. All I could think while watching this scene was 'Is ANYONE gonna get this man some medical attention?? Like I think he NEEDS it!!' and then being upset when I realized that they just...weren't gonna do that.

Dune: Part Two (2024)

problematic fav ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

incorrect batfam

dick: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. jason: damian: tim: Everyone Else At dick’s Surprise Birthday Party: jason: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

There u go i filled it in for ya😄😄😭😭😭