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Nintendo just announced HD Rumble that will make Switch 2 joycons feel like they're twitching and leaking in your hand

“Wanna treat?” While you’re unbuckling your pants would actually work on me

I am a dumb dog and I very much so do want a treat

🐕 🍑

(he/him)

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

someone should put their thumb on your tongue and hold you by the jaw

New Mexico's Melanie Stansbury

Behind every “hiii :3” is a pet imagining the most heinous, depraved, dirty things you can think of.

Feeding a puppyboy edibles as doggie treats. Making him strip before company comes over ("silly pup, dogs don't wear clothes indoors"). Plugging him with a tail plug and when he starts talking, gagging him.

Putting his leash on before a guest arrives. As he strains against it and whines, apologizing. "Sorry about him, he's in heat." Letting him nuzzle his head into their crotch and paw at their legs.

Be good puppy. Otherwise you'll have to go in your crate and watch while we jerk eachother off, helpless to do anything about it but whine and cry. Be good puppy, and you can help out. You can even clean us up after.

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