Hey Sorry For Getting Really Pissy At You Earlier Because I Could Hear You Chewing. See I Have A Condition

Everything Trump touches dies.

There are the results from your actions. You ended DEI. These are the consequences.

Brands destroy their image, then compain when consumers use their spending power.

Countries around the world will boycott US brands. MAGA isolationism is a US jobs killer.

they should invent dry humping that happens to me

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

even the dom is a little puppy

Illustrations by Daisuke Takakura, Sabu magazine, September 1990 issue.

thinking about being on top of someone and they're pounding up into me with their hands on my ass hard enough to bruise, their head tucked into my neck and constantly muttering "good boy" "your cunt feels so fucking good" "god, you're such a good boy" "fuck, you're so wet for me" "such a good boy..."

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information