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Regulus has a special surprise for Remus on the anniversary of them getting together.

When he pulls his boyfriend into the common room, a bunch of Slytherins are there… waiting?

Regulus wraps around the confused older from behind, starting to slowly undress him, while the other students are hungrily watching.

„I know what a desperate whore you are, beloved. Remember when you confessed that one specific fantasy?“ He places a soft kiss on Remus‘ cheek. „Happy anniversary.“

Once the Gryffindor is naked, he is lead to one of the dark green leather couches and gently pushed down, before Regulus addresses the others in the room.

„You know the one, simple rule. His pussy belongs to me.“ Regulus says in a stern tone, then smirks. „Have fun.“

Remus can’t remember many details of what happened after that. It is a blur of cocks and stap-ons, girls sitting down on his face, forcing him to eat them out while someone else is fucking his ass. None of them undresses, only opening trousers and pulling down panties.

His hole is red, puffy and abused, filled with cum and lube. Dorcas is especially mean, using a cock with something akin to barbs and a knot.

He loves every second of it.

Whenever Remus feels overwhelmed, Regulus suddenly appears on his side, cooing, placing gentle kisses and softly whispering how good he is doing, what a perfect little toy he is and how proud he makes the raven.

Only after the last Slytherin is done Regulus steps up and opens his trousers.

Because they are not done yet.

The others watch on as Remus, already exhausted beyond comprehension and having blacked out once or twice for a few seconds, is fucked hard and deep by his lover. Making sounds none of them were able to draw out of him, and some are a bit jealous they didn’t get to even touch his pussy, let alone fuck it.

But Regulus has made it clear. That cunt belongs to nobody but him.

Once he is done, and he made sure to make him orgasm multiple times, filling Remus so so so good with his cum, Regulus picks his exhausted boyfriend up and carries him to his dorm and straight to the bathroom.

He is gentle while washing Remus, again telling him how perfect he was, but he can’t help himself and makes him peak three more times while scooping out all of the cum inside of him.

Afterwards he drags them to his bed, with Regulus softly massaging his beloved’s hips and back. Giving him a mild pain potion, because Remus loves being sore after a good fuck, and makes him drink two glasses of water, to make sure he stays hydrated.

They sleep tangled up with each other, touching wherever possible.

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The way my jaw dropped at the absolute adorableness of this holy shit. Cannon dude, oh my god. This, this is everything.

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...so, it is established that Regulus is a black cat animagus, yes?

I give you: cat Reg cuddling with their babies when they are still too small to be safely sleeping in their parents' bed, but he wants to be close to them so bad, watch them breath, hear their little hearts beat.

So he turns into a cat and climbs into the crib, curling around their soft heads and protecting them from bad dreams. Purring until he falls asleep.

The way I internally screamed at how much I loved this HC

Regulus would leave the most insane brusies and bites on Remus' waist, and he'd make sure they were in a spot where when the sweater did ride up, they were visible to all.

This would also make Remus really sensitive in this area, and he would have to force himself not to shudder and melt into a puddle every time Regulus grabbed and held his waist, another thing he was obsessed with doing.

Regulus seeing Remus' slutty waist, V line and light brown hair peaking above his pants while he tries to reach for something and his grandpa sweater lifts up and jerking off to memory for days until he can't take it anymore and pins Remus into a wall.

i think one of the things i love about the marauders fandom is how important music is

whether it be david bowie, or queen, or t. rex, or whatever other bands/artists, they're all worth so much to us

i know a lot of people get into older music from the marauders and its so amazing to me (especially as someone who loves music with my entire heart and soul) that part of our community is entirely centered around that

Honestly, it's something Regulus would hold over Sirius' head for the rest of his life. He wasn't there to see the aftermath, to see Remus so incredibly heartbroken because he thought he could trust him with his biggest secret. He wasn't there to see the bed rotting depression Remus was in for the days following after. And it will always affect how Regulus treats Sirius.

Because Regulus was there, he was the one who had to be what Remus needed and tell him that their friendship could be mended and that it was probably an accident that Sirius didn't mean it. Even though Regulus didn't believe what he was saying.

So now that they are out of the danger zone, he is definitely petty. Whenever they have a bad argument, Regulus will throw it in Sirius' face for an instant win, not caring if it was a low blow.

The constant reminder actually helps Sirius grow because it is a constant reminder thrown in his face of what he doesn't want to be anymore and a reminder of the person he wants to work towards to become. Yes, somedays this tactic makes him feel worse rather than better, guilt almost consuming him. But overall, it's making him a better person.

Idk if this has been round tumblr yet, but how do we think Regulus would react to finding out about the "prank" that Sirius pulled on Remus in fifth year.

Already dating moonwater.

Remus is going to Regulus as soon as he can walk again, sobbing the hardest he ever has, inconsolable really. He has to get talked down from multiple panic attacks before he can even get a rough explanation out of what James had told him had happened, who at the time was shaking so badly from poorly concealed rage at Sirius.

But Sirius better count his days. If he isn't already disowned by now, he will be shortly because Regulus will stop at nothing to make his life a living hell until Remus and Sirius have made up on their own terms. He is beyond livid and manages to turn most of the school against Sirius when they don't even know what happened (like Harry's 4th year but worse)

I think my favourite fuck you moment is when Howard Stark says in Captain America the First Avenger said that Hydra won't be attacking them with a pocket knife, and then Hydra and many, many other villans throughout the MCU proceed to attack with knives or types of blades multiple times. Like bitch they took that personally and said Imma fucking show you.

Ok, but imagine the dead poets at Hogwarts, and even tho they are all in different houses, they still have their study sessions in Meeks' room because out of the 7 of them they are all doing one or more subjects the same as someone else.

Meeks aced runes and let's Charlie cheat off of him because he thought it would be an easy A, but turns out he had to actually put effort that he didn't want to use into it.

Cameron is always helping an incredibly confused Neil, Knox, and Charlie with divination.

Pitts and Meeks are always fiddling with muggle tech that only Neil and Todd know what the other two are working on, and no, they aren't going to blow anything up. At least they don't think so.

Todd always has to give Neil his notes from care of magical creatures because Neil is always figuring out a way to try and hug the creatures, that or figuring out how to give Todd a hug. It's not his fault they all look cuddly.

Charlie isn't half bad at potions, but only because he sneeks in to watch the teacher make the potion. Otherwise, he would be rubbish, Knox is incredibly grateful for having Charlie as his partner.

Pitts and Perry try their best in herbology, but again, Neil wants to hug everything, and Pitts is very worried watching him get emotionally attached to a plant, so they usually have to ask Stick for the course work after class. Pitts is pretty sure Neil has managed to smuggle in and domesticate a baby womping willow, who he's pretty sure Neil named Puck.

Charlie always says that Knox was a cheater when it came to how good he was at charms, Knox always replied with something cheesy about his looks or something even more cheesy about his name. Cameron was quick to wack him over the head.

It was always a competition between Cameron and Neil for who was better at transfiguration, Neil accidentally transfigured him into a textbook once and spent three days figuring out how to turn him back. He was too embarrassed to get a teachers help.

Probably the most surprising was how incredible Todd is at defence against the dark arts.

He was also the only one who could stay awake and pay attention during history of magic. So it was the only time Meeks and Cameron would allow themselves to sleep during class, knowing Todd had their back.

And the guys who aren't in Meeks' house always get caught by prefects on their way back to their dorm, so much so that a prefect has started knocking on the door when there's 10 minutes till curfew.

Pitts is also really good at getting lost, but he is also really good at getting to his classes on time. He just goes with the flow.

You know that thing with like Barty wanting to kill his father, and Evan is like we can also kill my parents, and Regulus is like we can practice on mine.

What if they went through with it and after they realised how satisfying it was they started up an extermination company together.

"We kill your trauma and hide the body for free"

It costs extra if you need more than one body hidden.

Damn getting called basic from a quiz be like 😐

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