Moonwater + Sirius

remus and sirius are concert buddies, peter and remus are science museum buddies, sirius and james are drinking buddies, james and peter are movie watching buddies, peter and sirius are chess buddies, remus and james are mischief planning buddies

George Weasley is left-handed, and Fred forced himself to be ambidextrous so he could comfort George's anxiety whenever it would randomly spike during class. But the thing is, is that Fred has only really gotten the grip down pact for his left hand. Otherwise, he is actually absolutely rubbish at writing with his left hand, which isn't really saying much since his writing in his right hand isn't that much better either. But it's the thought that counts, and besides, George has neat enough handwriting for the both of them.

Barty is extremely loud in bed with Evan, he is definitely a screamer, and not even on purpose. He just feels so safe and comfortable with Evan that he can't stop himself from expressing how incredibly good he feels with Evan showing him so much attention.

i always want to ask my mutuals about their ships but im often scared it will come across as forced and disingenuous or awkward when genuinely i just want them to share their thoughts/headcanons/etc especially if they don't often post vocally about them. or sometimes i want to offer some of my own thoughts even it's just that im just bad at wording things that way. does anyone else struggle with this

Ok but what if they did end up having more kids than the Weasley's, but it was purely on accident, but not at the same time.

Baby 1# Mini Sirius (the tall version)

Baby 2# Mini James 2.0 (the short version)

Baby 3# Mini Peter (the prettier version)

Baby 4# to everyone's horror looks a little too much like Barty and got Regulus' stubbornness and most of Remus' batshit and self destructive personality traits.

Baby 5# and 6# twin girls, and Remus apparently has quite a few generational traits that he wasn't aware he could pass down because they essentially are carbon copies of Lily in appearance, but 5# personality is Regulus and 6# is Remus personality wise.

Sirius is upset because both Lily and James got two mini versions of themselves, and he's only got one. Peter is happy with his one mini him and doesn't understand what Sirius is on about.

Regulus and Remus decided to have one more kid to tie up with the Weasley's and because both Regulus and James, along with Marlene and Sirius, insisted that they should create a family quidditch team.

Baby 7#, 8#, 9#, 10# quadruplets, Remus doesn't think he'd ever been more mad at Regulus for knocking him up than when he found out he was going to be having quadruplets. He honestly didn't think he could do it, though, and frankly, he was scared. Before his mum passed, he'd hear the story about how her own mum couldn't handle giving birth and passed along with the 4 babies.

They are identical, and they look like Remus with Regulus' grey eyes and lip shape, Poppy lucked out. The quadruplets also ended up in different houses and are constantly switching places. They spent too much of their childhood with James.

moonwater's bad karma results in them birthing prongsfoot lmao

#1 is fucking Sirius, but that was to be expected, the black brothers look like twins, Reg's looks and Remus' mischief, natural

#2 gets Remus' pretty curly brown hair, quickly develops Reg's love for quidditch, and it's not until they're walking in Diagon Alley and someone asks if they're babysitting harry that they realize POTTER CLONED HIMSELF AGAIN, IN THEIR OWN CHILD

Peter is forever sad that he doesn't get his own twin, keeps begging moonwater to try for another but they're too scared (actual reason he became a traitor)

You can't give people these ideas like omg this actually killed me

big brown eyes, big brown eyes asking for permission near his crotch

Regulus Black you're so strong I would've made the Weasleys jealous of the amount of times Remus Lupin got BRED

Sirius Black, the type of guy to give in to the impulse of opening the door of a fast-moving car.

Voldemort: I have an army. Percy: We have an Oliver whose quidditch pitch was destroyed.

Shout out to @read-reblog-repeat and @indigostation for collectively putting me onto the moonwater brain rot. I'm loving it here, and I can't stop thinking about the huge ass family of 10 look alikes that's been created.

My obsession with top gear is still going strong and I'm like...

What if Jeremy Clarkson took one look at the height differences between him and Richard Hammond and was like this is comedy gold and hired him on the spot. Yes, he took into consideration everything else, but he couldn't stop thinking about the height difference between them and all the short jokes he was going to make.