Valentino Rossi - Blog Posts

Dirtbag who can fuck X Most dickmatized person in the history of humanity

Thanks @fourelles for finding the picture

Soooooo, in my head, girl!luca was this hyper femenine little girl that plays with barbies and love princess that one day saw Valentino racing and went "i want to do that too" and Vale who is a sucker for his little sister just went "Sure, our mom is gonna kill me, but sure"

Sooooo, Lucia Marini starts racing, right? She have her cute little pink mini bike and grows up a little repressed by being in such a masculine environment, but she grows to be even more femenine, being the little sister of the oficial "careless" rider that Valentino is (we know he isn't that careless) she just went "fuck them, i'm a girly girl" (this after she tried to be more tomboyish in her preteens and failing... miserably)

Then the academy boys! They love her! Is like their little sister, and because they know she have problem with her 🎀 girlhood 🎀 due to be in a male environment they are cute with teen Lucia, she painted her nails? Bezz tell her that he loves the color! She brought a dress? Pecco tells her that it's fits her good, she likes a boy? Franky (and Vale and the whole academy) have to see him first, gossip? Cele hears her (they be gossip besties), she cuts her hair? Migno tells her that she looks gorgeous

(I imagine teen Lucia like this Taylor Swift pic, tall, blonde and pretty)

And then she grows up! To serve cunt! She arrives to the MotoGP paddock with outfits like these:

She is tall, she is pretty, she is femenine, she serves! She have to deal with the typical male incel fan that tells her "Is MotoGP, not a fashion show" and guess what? She does care, she is femenine and a girl, suck it

Of course other riders tried to flirt with her and she is so self confident (and a diva in a good way) that just went "you? With me? Haha... no", but Alex Marquez decided to have big balls and flirt with her (they kinda like eachother), and Valentino went MAD how dare the brother of Marc Marquez, his rival (and ex lover) to flirt with HIS sister? Man was ready to commit hate crimes and the academy boys were ready to help

IMAGINE HER IN THE RACING SUIT, BORN TO RACE, FORCED TO SERVE CUNT

(I'm sure she will put Uccio, Vale or Pecco (who have a massive crush on her, sorry i'm Luca/Pecco girly) to help her with pictures like this) (Uccio is annoyed, Vale is telling her to cover up and Pecco is blushing like crazy)

Like most hegemonic girls out there, she had had HORRIBLE boyfriends. Like horrible, but right now my girl is single and serving (and she is a bi queen)

So yeaaaah ✨️girl!luca✨️

So i got drunk yesterday and i was talking with one of my friends about girl!vale and my head just went:

✨️girl!luca✨️

And know i want to talk about her but idk

So i got drunk yesterday and i was talking with one of my friends about girl!vale and my head just went:

✨️girl!luca✨️

And know i want to talk about her but idk

dickmatized.

i haven't done one of these in a while

Rosquez & their brothers circa 2013

I got guns in my head and they won't go Spirits in my head and they won't go

Valentino Rossi on the podium after winning the 2004 South African Grand Prix, his first race with Yamaha

Favorite Press Conference Moments (6/∞) 

INDIANAPOLIS 2013 - Vale lending Marc his mic

Ayrton Senna in Lotus 99T, 1987 /// Valentino Rossi on YZR-M1, 2006

On August 31, 1997, Valentino Rossi won his first World Championship. He triumphed in the 125cc by finishing third in the Czech Republic GP at Brno and became mathematically unreachable at the top of the riders' standings. In the first interview the day after, the phenomenon from Tavullia confesses to having spent a wild night: “We drank a lot: me, my friends, my team.”

Quick Q&A with Vale and Max Biaggi, 2001

Q: Tits or ass? Vale: Ass.

Q: Have you ever paid for a woman? Vale: We all pay for women.

Q: Have you ever been with a man? Vale: No.

Q: Natural but imperfect breasts or perfect but fake? Vale: It's a tough choice.

Q: A perversion of yours? Vale: Watching porn.

Q: Are you faster when riding or when making love? Vale: Unfortunately, making love.

Q: Favorite sex positions? Vale: I like them all.

Q: With how many women have you been at the same time? Vale: At most two.

Q: The oldest woman you've been with? Vale: 28.

Q: The youngest? Vale: 20, I don't remember.

Q: The most beautiful woman in the world? Vale: Angelina Jolie.

Q: Superstitious rituals? Vale: I touch my balls every time someone wishes me luck.

Q: With how many women have you been? 10, 100, 1000? Vale: More than ten but much less than a hundred.

Q: With how many women have you been because you are famous? 10, 100, 1000? Vale: All!

Q: Penis size? Vale: It's been a while since I last measured, last time 16 centimeters.

That loock i dont now what vale say to him but damm the way, i trust vale knew pecco was gona win that this was his championship

rosquez (+dovi) x taylor swift 1989 vault tracks (slut!/is it over now?)

valeyellow46 Back on track 🥵