Tumblr Hell - Blog Posts

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

tumblr this is a normal way to ask for a grocery item correct?

I wanted to show you all this pie I made from scratch today :,)

last night I had a dream that there was a tumblr update and the only thing it changed was that for two minutes straight you could sprinkle shredded cheese on other blogs and their posts, and everyone's dashboard was just pandemonium as everyone cheesed each other. two minutes of abominable amounts of shredded cheese raining from the dash. tumblr at its finest. get cheesed

Fridgerator wrapped. You ate 326 eggs.

what happened w the grocery store posting U guys used to love romanticizing the grocery store

Hey buddy. Mind if I get in your way while you’re shopping?

dishwashing affirmations

the dishes are more scared of you than you are scared of them.

if you put on a little song you can have a dish washing party.

washing dishes is a great way to make new friends (e.g. frying pans, cups, etc.).

despite any misinformation you may see online, a fork has never bitten anyone. they are gentle, even-tempered creatures that often just want to nap.

Attention new tumblr users! I am making some French toast sticks in the the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, wake me up in five minutes to flip them over.

I made this callout meme for me and me specifically

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

i’ve thought of more titles

i accept payment by cash or card, quality street

To all restaurants: you need an online presence OTHER THAN Facebook. Like, something people can access without any account or login at all.

Also, that online presence should just show your menu. Not a PDF download, simply your menu, directly, no need to start an online ordering process.

I remain amazed how many ways, in 2022, places can fuck this up.

if this happened to me I would simply be fine with it

thinking about those toy pizzas where the slices velcro together

i accept payment by cash or card, quality street

Sooo I found this, gave me a hearty chuckle, 

this is microwave and we’re fostering her for my family. she’s a bit feisty but she’s warming up to us already.

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.