Today I saw my first Starbucks ad that had careful product placement, no words or obvious promos, and just two people having a good time.
And to that I want to say.
Fuck you Starbucks.
I know what you're doing.
Lost enough money due to supporting Israel that you've finally turned to sneakiness? Your brand suddenly isn't enough to sell? How saddening.
Like I know that brands and businesses do product placement. I know they do ads and promos. I know they do things to show their "customers"(actors) having a good time with their products. That's not just a Starbucks thing.
But what IS a Starbucks thing is the sneaky approach to it now. They were so careful to have the only logos showing being on the cups. It's subtle. And it's definitely on purpose. Trying to get you to crave both the drink and the experience.
BUT HEY.
REMEMBER.
STARBUCKS AIN'T SHIT GUYS.
IT'S BITTER, OVERROASTED COFFEE BEANS IN A CUP COVERED UP WITH ENOUGH SUGAR TO KILL A MAN.
There's no fucking way that you're going to be enjoying yourself while choking down a caramel French toast macchiato that tastes like licking a dirty brick y'all.
Also like. They're supporting genocide, so.
Maybe. Don't fall for the new promos. Okay?
Free Palestine.
EDIT: I have since been informed that the Starbucks brand itself is not complicit in genocide and instead, it is the CEO of Starbucks who is a Zionist. I have since made an apology post for accidentally spreading misinformation in the reblogs and have tagged my sources with evidence. If you can, please do repost that version of this post instead.
I will still be leaving this version of the post (the original) up and unedited, because I do not want to appear as if I am trying to change the narrative in any way or pretending as if what I have said doesn't exist or effect people.
While I am more than a little embarrassed about my initial approach to the subject, I have since learned more proper ways of threading together my thoughts as well as vetting my resources thoroughly. Thank you, and I hope you have a good night/day.
Who's your least favorite survivor?
Jake, fucking, Park. That little scarf of his is going to drive me even more insane that I already am. I’ve noticed when I’m placed in a trial with him that he bites down as hard as he can on that piece of fabric to muffle his screams, rendering the madness inflicted on him almost useless.
Hello Dear,
I hope you get my message while you're fine. I'm Tahseen Alkhazendar, from Gaza, Palestine. I'm a hardworking and responsible father striving to secure a decent life for my wife and 3 children. After October 7th, our life took a drastic turn with the commencement of the cruel war on Gaza. Unfortunately everything I owned is completely lost after my house and business got bombed and destroyed. We are currently suffering slow death and living a devastating life in Gaza.
I have created a new campaign to help my family get the basic needs of food, drink, etc. I’ve had a previous campaign titled “tahseengaza” but this one has been terminated. My new campaign is vetted by @olagaza, @90-ghost, & @northgazaupdates.
All of what I am asking of you is to reblog the pinned post on my page and to donate if you can. It would mean so much if you could take a look at my GoFundMe https://www.gofundme.com/f/tahseen-family-from-gaza-not-to-feel-hungry. Please donate and share with others.
By sharing/reblogging and donating, you are helping me, my wife, and 3 children survive the ravages of famine and genocide. You will give us hope to rebuild our home, and reclaim some of the life which was stolen from us.
I would also be very grateful if you could follow me to stay updated. I am waiting for your response. Thanks in advance for your kindness and support.
Sincerely, Tahseen
Please please please donate if you can, if not reblog, @ anyone you know, do anything to get their names out there. This is about people’s lives
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happy valentines day herfmanf
Oh yeah, this holiday exists! But uh... Thank you Anon, you’re very kind! Have a day full of... that thing called love!
I’d like to put anon’s words into reality. Ft my amazing art and edit skills
Ok but are you able to pull off any other expression
HELLO ANON, THANKS FOR THE QUESTION.... SHORT ANSWER IS NOT REALY.
BECAUSE OF MY LITTLE.... FACE SITUATION... YEAH LET’S CALL IT THAT. MY MOUTH IS FORVER HELD OPEN IN THIS FORCED SMILE, AND BECAUSE OF THE METAL GUARDS HOLDING MY EYES OPEN, I AM UNABLE TO BLINK. MY MOUTH GUARD MAKE IT ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE MY MOUTH DOWN, CANT CLOSE IT OBVIOUSLY. BUT I CAN SMILE A BIT WIDER THAN THIS! BACK ON MY EYES! LIKE I SAID, THEY’RE BEING HELD OPEN WHICH BASICALLY MEANS, I HAVE LOSS THE USE MY EYELIDS. MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SQUINT OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT!
MY MAIN SOURCE OF EXPRESSING MYSELF IS THROUGH HEAD AND HAND MOVEMENTS! AND YES, THE OCCASIONAL LAUGH.
WHO DROPPED THE DEMOGORGON IN THE CUM BUCKET????? WHAT THE FUCK?????
Stinky.
LITTLE UNGREATFUL BASTARD! PLEASE GET SALLOWED WHOLE BY THE ENTITY! HAVE AN AMAZING CHRISTMAS!
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right back at ya you fuckwad
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