Accidentally Used One Of My Pets For Homework All Night. This Should Be Kept To A Minimum. It's Super

Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! Tell us all a dumb joke! If English isn't your first language, feel free to tell us one in your first language! (I'd almost prefer that, in fact.)

What's the zookeeper's favorite coding language?

print: Python

Me: I swear if touching this summoning circle summons mini Statler and Waldorf

Summoning circle: summons Statler and Waldorf

- could also work with Whisper -

In the basement

You move into a new apartment and find a summoning circle in the basement. Instead of leaving like a sane person, you touch it. Now a sarcastic ancient being won’t stop following you around, offering backhanded compliments and unsolicited life advice.

Try turning the monochrome filter on your camera off?

sometimes I feel like there's just a colour missing. it used to be there, and I don't know where it went

Silly Game Time: A vampire hunter and a master chef are seated next to each other for a train ride. What do you think they'll talk about to pass the time?

The various meals that feature garlic! ( The master chef just thinks they like garlic, the vampire hunter just wants to kill vampires while on romantic dinner dates )

Guys, does anyone know what to do if your Pencil-Creature signs a contract without reading it?

My Pencil-Creature is legally forced to wear this ridiculous mascot costume now. I told it it should always read the contract, but it didn't listen.

@scp-threats-is-back , you know better than this. It's OBVIOUSLY a antimemetic effect affecting the chips.

Hi what's going

not much just pecking apart empty soda cans

Wait, you're fucking @pelvis-presley now?

I’ve missed out on some rich Richard Nixon lore over like the past week (he’s on an island now with only alcohol?)

I did. This pic is from the other day. He's better now. :>

Accidentally used one of my pets for homework all night. This should be kept to a minimum. It's super tired now.

That... Isn't orange?

I made orange Julius!! It's very good!

Silly Game Time: What are the first and second foods you associate with the classical element of Water?

1: soup it is just flavorful chunky water.

2: watermelon, it's juicy as heck and also watermelon