Doodles | Legally Dumb Edition

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! The mythic archer Robin Hood ... except he only has a standard broadsword. No bow and no arrows (and no armor, either).

VS

The legendary knight Lancelot ... except he only has a morningstar mace. No lance and no shield (and no horse or armor, either).

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

5$ on the Morning Star. It has more weight, and will bend the broadsword making it useless. ( Plus SPIKES )

Silly Game Time: A vampire hunter and a master chef are seated next to each other for a train ride. What do you think they'll talk about to pass the time?

The various meals that feature garlic! ( The master chef just thinks they like garlic, the vampire hunter just wants to kill vampires while on romantic dinner dates )

Just throw the clown special (an arrow you stole from someone at the circus ) at them. ( It's scary, okay? )

Woah mama I'm hiding because I pissed off the sword swallower

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why are you being cancelled?

I'm being cancelled because I badmouthed Disney for blaming another film's unsuccessfulness on the gays

Silly Game Time: Y'know what this world needs? More giant statues (I'm talking 300 feet or 91.5 meters in height) that depict people joyfully playing musical instruments. So I've decided that a bunch of them shall be raised across the globe next Thursday!

Or, like, Friday at the latest.

You get to pick where one will go! Also what the instrument being played will be, if you like. No exceptions, no restrictions.

Bagpipes. A gender androgynous person, playing bagpipes. Right on top of Mt. Everest. Why? WHY NOT!?!

Scrolling through blogs = fun. ( Also, they let you on Tumblr at the Foundation site your housed at?)

Not to expose you or anything but @yourunusalartist just liked ten of my posts and I feel famous or something

Golden Cookies

Cookie clicker achievement idea: Look ma! No hands!

You can't click the big cookie, can't buy cursors, can't buy grandmas, can't buy any upgrade with cursors on them.

Would it be ridiculous to do? Yes. Would it also make a funny achievement? Yes.

Wait, you're fucking @pelvis-presley now?

I’ve missed out on some rich Richard Nixon lore over like the past week (he’s on an island now with only alcohol?)

I'm also lego_pillow most apps.