Yippeeitsanxiety - Ash

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

if you want to support autistic people you really do need to shut up about picky eaters. sorry

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

Wake up, honey. A New Undertale email just dropped

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

maybe we’re friends

Oh no! My car battery is missing! I hope someone on my dashboard happens to have a spare!