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My DC AU+Headcanons' memes

Part 2, Part 3 part 4

I was bored so I decided to make memes, I made some of Fawcette

Marvel: Seriously, stop treating me like a newbie please, i was out there being a hero before you were even born.

Superman: Wait- What?

Batman: Hn....*Wondering whether to go check this out now or later*

Free Me From These Shackles

The first time the JL met Marvel was during an alien invasion in Metropolis. The hero was new, and quite cheery whenever they interacted with him. He was like Superman 2.0., but more red and somehow more of a Boy Scout. In fact, speaking of Superman, the meshed together like peanut butter and jelly. Anyways, back to the point, when they first met him he was new and seemingly, emphasis on seemingly, naïve and inexperienced.

So, they tried to help him, much to Billy’s hidden annoyance. And he was annoyed! He won’t deny that. They were treating him like a newbie!

Like, the time Superman came to Fawcett and started critiquing every single thing he did in a fight against Captain Nazi.

Marvel and Captain Nazi(CN): *fighting*

Supes: *just hovering to the side*

CN: *throws a car*

Marvel: *catches it and puts it down*

Supes: “You know, you could’ve thrown that back at him?”

Marvel: “What?” *gets distracted and last minute dodges a punch, proceeds to fly far away from Captain Nazi*

Supes: *follows after him* “I’m saying you could’ve thrown the car back at him. Or the lamppost he threw you earlier. Or the hotdog stand.”

Marvel: “Why would I do that?”

CN: *flying after him*

Marvel: “What if he breaks it? That’s someone’s stuff. Or what if he deflects it? Property damage can kick your behind. How do you not know that?”

Supes: “Does your city not pay for it? Then again…”

…he was new, Clark thought. It would make sense for the city not to cover him yet.

Marvel: “What? Why would they? Wouldn’t that mess up taxes?”

Supes: “Now that I think about it, it really should.”

Clark was amazed as to how his taxes or rent never went up, no matter how much destruction happened in Metropolis.

Or the time Batman tried helping him diffuse a bomb even though Billy has had plenty experience already. They were at an alien site and trying to diffuse an alien bomb though so he supposed he could give him the benefit of the doubt.

Even if it was annoying.

Marvel: *squats down and rips off bomb lid*

Batman: “Careful.”

Marvel: “Careful what?” *looking at a bunch of wires*

Batman: *peers over his shoulder* “We don’t have enough informa—”

Marvel: “Uh huh uh huh.” *barely listening and snaps a blue wire with his fingers*

Solomon: *blabbling instructions*

Batman: *startles and jumps back*

Marvel: *gives him a look before snapping another two wires*

Batman: *baffled at how they aren’t literally dead, and wondering if Billy’s run into this tech before*

Marvel: *snaps one more wire and bomb powers off* “Alright.” *stands back up* “Man, I am starving. Your city has his joint called Bat-Burger, right? Is it good?”

Batman: “…Yes.” *somehow had a blank face but still conveying that he thinks Marvel is crazy*

Billy honestly didn’t know why he thought so. Sivana’s had more complicated stuff fit for random Tuesdays instead of long, dastardly plots or invasions.

Free Billy from these shackles of people thinking he’s a newbie as if he hasn’t done this longer than them.

NOT. FREAK OUT. IT'S ONLY TWO WEEKS OR LESS TO GO, I'M GOING, I'M COMING, HOLD ON, HOLD THE NETS OF THESE MACKERELS-

@valletydarwin Vallety, my sweet Vall, my dear friend, one of my roommates, the parental figure in the group, understand that I can't stand these two without you, they are pure chaos juice and they drag me along, and you know I can't say no to their kicked puppy and wet kitten eyes, you know, please hurry up, I don't want to take any more rivotril, I'm going to drop dead in a little while, I wasn't made to be the responsible figure, come back pls...💔

The new Sup with The Batman :D

Ain't making out, but they went for a coffee :>

My DC AU+Headcanons' memes #2

part 1 , part 3 part 4

I forgot to say in the last post, but these memes are from my Always!AU

DPxDC Put on A Show

TW: suicide attempts but for fun

After a few years of doing the whole vigilante thing, Danny gets bored of his quick and simple transformation act. He gets bored of doing the memes along with it as well — the 'I guess I'll die' was funny at first, but there's really only so many times it works.

The solution? He starts staging his own deaths. Throwing a toaster in the bathtub, comically falling down on a knife, slipping on a banana peal and hitting his head, all that jazz. He has his own list of preferred suicides, ranking from the quickest to slowest and from the least to most painful, and another one that goes from the least inconvenient method to most troublesome one. The first one on the latter is getting shot at. The last is getting suffocated in a swarm of bees so far.

His friends are long used to it — they are all Amity kids, honestly, their idea of humor is really twisted. They laugh their asses off when Danny attempts to strangle himself with one of those sour candy strips. They laugh even harder when he succeeds.

But then Danny moves for college and realizes that most people outside Amity Park don't think performed suicide is funny.

And, well.

Sucks to be them because Danny does not plan on stopping any time soon!

The absolute culmination of it comes one dark November evening, when the Fenton luck strikes again and Danny finds himself being a hostage in Joker's old as time performance: making Batman choose between saving Robin or saving a helpless civilian, both of them hanging over the tanks full of acid.

Only, midway through the madman's pathetic speech, they all get to see said civilian wake up, look around to realize what kind of situation he ended up in, and then excitedly say, "Sick, a jacuzzi!"

And happily, eagerly wiggle his way out of the ropes to fall in, screaming, "Cannonball!"

This is a mix between the Shazam movie and the animated universe

Somehow, no one has any idea of what happened.

Everything was okay… Until his sibling spoke with the League for the first time.

In theory, it was his fault for not warning his siblings.

Voltage (Freddy):Oh, yes, fighting with Sivana before having our powers was scary. *talking with Superman*

CM: *chokes with his CapriSun*

Superman: I’m sorry, you did what?

Voltage: *seeing Billy's signs* I mean… Nothing, nothing… It was nothing.

WW: No, no, we hear that, what does that mean?

CM: Well… Maybe, just maybe

Batman: Maybe, what?

Circuit (Eugene): We’re doomed.

Stormbreaker (Pedro): Yup

CM: Shut up.

WW: No, no, go on, keep talking.

CM: Well, maybe, there’s a 100% chance Sivana knows how old we are… And where we live… And who we are… And maybe he told Black Adam… And maybe they been sending a lot of explosive gift boxes full of glitter

The other six Super Seven:…

Bolt (Darla) and Miss Marvel (Mary) on the corner, without speaking so that they don't reprimand them:

Will this be the end of Spider-Man?

this has probably happened in the marvel canon hasn't it.

Oh gosh-😰

My heart broke just imagining his face.😥

My sunshine boy ooohhh🥲

No one wants to disappoint Batman because he gives them Batglare(TM)—

I raise you “no one wants to disappoint Captain Marvel”.

You think the batglare is bad? Try doing something you know is monumentally stupid and seeing a man who is sunshine personified just shaking his head. His eyes are full on drooping. He takes a small, shallow breath. He was so sure you’d make the right decision but…you let him down😔

I was bored so I draw Danny on paint