I know, I know. these posts get old but I just wanna thank all of you for this milestone and for your support! I feel very honored! I wish you guys a nice day or night (depends)!
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
he did nothing wrong
frustrated with gen alpha and kids?
annoyed by the stupid sephora kids that ruin samples and act like spoiled brats?
love raw underground music?
then I guess "kids" is the right song for you
reader is gender neutral
mr plant
• mr plant being the intoverted type
• mr plant being extremely protective over argos and you
• him actually caring, even though he won't show it or just shrug (you know exactly what I mean)
• he's straight up scary, he murdered a lot but he "says" he had a "good reason for it" (usually to avenge you both cause the person he killed treated you guys like shit or went out of ice cream)
• he doesn't like getting cuddily which doesn't really match with argos's (or sometimes your) touchiness (you can leave yourself out if you hate pda as well)
• big spoon, do I need to say more?
• don't know where mr plant is? look in front of the telly or in the fun zone.
• sometimes, when you have a day off, you just go into the living room and watch telly while argos is working
• same as argos, he can become quite jealous but will probably be more violent so be careful or your best friend might be lying dead on their porch next morning
argos
• argos being the extroverted type
• having tea parties with you
• you guys watching horror stuff
• you binging ahs together (mr plant occasionally joining when someone gets killed, his smile never fading)
• helping him bake cookies for the scouts
• argos being the cutest but also scariest bf ever like being cute in one second and completely yandere in the next
• he usually feels stressed when someone got killed and panics before finding a weird way to solve the problem (he will be traumatized though)
• hahahahaha but not alwaysss (*insert chainsaw pic of argos*)
• *insert obnoxious slurping of any kind of liquid when it's getting weird*
• if you like cuddles then you're definetly in good hands (arms) with argos, cause he loves cuddles a lot (he's also usually the little spoon)
• if you guys all live together in one void and/or house, you all have your own room cause you all appreciate some privacy. expect to wake up to a sleeping argos next to you though (one time, it even was mr plant, you still don't know why though)
• argos can sometimes be a full grown adult and sometimes a kid. he's just youthful (and probably has adhd or autism).
• overall he can get extremely jealous
• would probably steal your friends's mail if it's adressed to you (will put it in your shrine, right next to mr plant's shrine)
saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed
damn why am I laughing so hard xD like that dude is german xD
Picture not mine
it's a mix of these (hard to choose)
tag yourself as HIM albums based on your aesthetic (including neon noir)
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Are you OK bro? You liked 43 of my posts in a row hahaha. Thanks for that! Just checking in. X Renee
yeah, I'm okay xD and yeah, can't help being obsessed with the prettiest man on earth :D you have some good content ma dude
your scent is still here in my place of recovery | he/they | call me puddin, I'm your j♡ker
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