bonus!
actually meme worthy
no one:
me in math class:
he actually wanted to visit a beautiful Void with you and have fun but when he opened the door, he saw you sitting in your own despair
if you cried at this point, he started to panic a bit but wiped your tears away and gave you a hug (only if you're comfortable with that)
he'll make you some tea or coffee and ask you what happened
he then put on some music and hugged you a bit more
he might start dancing though
it really cracks you up, making you laugh so hard that you could've died
the next time he sees you, he brought you a special flower: the mend flower (only if the breakup wasn't your fault. if it was, he brings you a friendship flower instead)
he knows how to deal with heartbreak....somehow
he actually doesn't know what to do, he's just extra kind and caring
if argos needs to leave, he will put you in front of the telly and make you watch fun stuff with mr plant
depends, either Give 'Em Hell Kid, I Never Told You What I Do For A Living, I'm Not Okay, Helena, Mama, Teenagers etc.
but the beat song would be...BLOOD, BLOOD, GALLONS OF THE STUFF (it's kinda fun and insane)
I would be glad if anyone would even dedicate a MCR song to me at this point
sometimes it's hard to accept something you don't want to but trust me it will be better
picture's not mine
this is my version of the 1996 brainiac album "Hissing Prigs in Static Couture" (with Jinx)
this is the original
here's a nice playlist for everyone, that wants to take a listen and start with brainiac
I'm not per se saying that every one of those gives of that vibe :)
reader is gender neutral
mr plant
• mr plant being the intoverted type
• mr plant being extremely protective over argos and you
• him actually caring, even though he won't show it or just shrug (you know exactly what I mean)
• he's straight up scary, he murdered a lot but he "says" he had a "good reason for it" (usually to avenge you both cause the person he killed treated you guys like shit or went out of ice cream)
• he doesn't like getting cuddily which doesn't really match with argos's (or sometimes your) touchiness (you can leave yourself out if you hate pda as well)
• big spoon, do I need to say more?
• don't know where mr plant is? look in front of the telly or in the fun zone.
• sometimes, when you have a day off, you just go into the living room and watch telly while argos is working
• same as argos, he can become quite jealous but will probably be more violent so be careful or your best friend might be lying dead on their porch next morning
argos
• argos being the extroverted type
• having tea parties with you
• you guys watching horror stuff
• you binging ahs together (mr plant occasionally joining when someone gets killed, his smile never fading)
• helping him bake cookies for the scouts
• argos being the cutest but also scariest bf ever like being cute in one second and completely yandere in the next
• he usually feels stressed when someone got killed and panics before finding a weird way to solve the problem (he will be traumatized though)
• hahahahaha but not alwaysss (*insert chainsaw pic of argos*)
• *insert obnoxious slurping of any kind of liquid when it's getting weird*
• if you like cuddles then you're definetly in good hands (arms) with argos, cause he loves cuddles a lot (he's also usually the little spoon)
• if you guys all live together in one void and/or house, you all have your own room cause you all appreciate some privacy. expect to wake up to a sleeping argos next to you though (one time, it even was mr plant, you still don't know why though)
• argos can sometimes be a full grown adult and sometimes a kid. he's just youthful (and probably has adhd or autism).
• overall he can get extremely jealous
• would probably steal your friends's mail if it's adressed to you (will put it in your shrine, right next to mr plant's shrine)
definetly The Ghost of You (that almost made me cry miserably) 😭
your scent is still here in my place of recovery | he/they | call me puddin, I'm your j♡ker
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