This Is Absolutely Amazing I'm So Glad You Won

This is absolutely correct

The ministry: you two were like brothers

Albus: oh, we were more then brothers

A minister: *uses the memmory wand thing*

This pops up:

The ministry: ….

Albus: ….

The ministry: …

Albus: ….can I got back to teaching now or???? Cause that *points at the memory* that’s just gonna keep being more vivid

Since I am whipping out all my controversial opinions today, I think push presidents are so stupid. You have a president it’s called a child and you’re not even gonna take care of it well so…

I can't tell if I like it or not

put a 17 year old ‘adults dni’ person and an 18 year old ‘minors dni’ person in a locked room together i would love to see what happens

All of Kanto has been done!

Onto Johto!

how do i function like a normal person when my brain is constantly thinking of that fucking bistro huddy tiktok series.

i wanna see fezco w a high maintenance gf like a little princess ass bitch

like him kissing her poor little finger when a perfectly manicured nail snaps off before smoothing the crease between her eyebrows away with his thumb n kissing the pout off her lips with a promise that we’ll get it fixed, baby

keeps a little handheld mirror at the front counter of the store just for her so she can stop using her front camera to touch up her makeup when she’s hanging around with him

ashtray rolling his eyes from the back room because he’s watched this bitch put on lip gloss for the past fifteen minutes while his brother stared at her like a starry eyed moron

I love this so much

Made a little flag for Beetlebabes shippers to use!

Use it anywhere you like! Stickers, prints, icons….. as long as you ship our beloved Ghost With The Most with his canon bride and best friend, Lydia. 🖤

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

I am a Hopper is a massive sub in the bedroom truther. Like outside hes all tough and likes to take control. But this man loves bossy women. Like absolutely adores bossy women. Like he is obsessed with femdoms. Like behind closed doors he just loves being submissive and being bossed around. I feel like this is canon. I may be wrong but I have a feeling