Mexicans at their weddings
Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes
decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice
Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?
Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
Thinking about how young me BEGGED my mom to let me have this hair. The side bang was my foil for most of my life.
it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)
First day of not having a death dream with taking melatonin! I’m #1 ☝️🤭