You Might Wanna Hang Onto That For Yourself

Hilarious, you think that will stop him.

Feel free to ignore this just because it’s a little goofy but the mini plush of Kickin looks like it would attempt to fight something just because its now is tied in one of those stereotypical “cloth around head to look cool” character.

(This isn’t me trying to make fun of you btw, I just find the design funny and what it makes me think)

I like that idea.

Shaken to my core but I’m used to it

So murder drones fandom how we feelin?

You know, I have realization while looking at this And it was that the injectors from Steven universe

Looks exactly like it. This took me years to notice today

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

And now an average conversation between N, V, and Uzi

Uzi: oil is cool and all. but have you ever had someone care about you?

Uzi: me neither. Pass the arm

N & V: …are we a joke to you

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Uzi: We’re gonna die

N: now Uzi, think positive

Cyn: hi ;3

Uzi: I’m positive we’re gonna die

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N: here you go Uzi. Go set something on fire. *hands her a railgun*

Uzi: *runs off* I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!

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Uzi: ok guys I have to show something. just promise not freak out.

V: listen we’ve been on crazy adventures

N: whatever it is we’ll understand

Cyn: hello [smile]

V & N: there is nothing about this we understand!

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Uzi: congrats you just won a lifetime supply of oil

J: but you only gave me one can of oil

Uzi: *pulling out her railgun* yep

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V: Uzi which one of us is your favorite

Uzi: I don’t have favorites you both annoy me equally

V:*walks away doubtful*

Uzi: *turns to N* its you, one hundred percent you

N: :D

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Thad: Uzi I dare you—

N: Uzi isn’t allowed to accept any dares.

Lizzy: what?! why?

Uzi: I have no regards for my own personal safety.

Lizzy: …ok then V I dare you to—

N: V also isn’t allowed to accept dares.

V: I also have no regards for anyone else’s safety other then you idiots.

Uzi: I once dared her to bring me a head of a sentinel and she come back covered in oil with the head

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Uzi: in my defense I was left unsupervised

N: wasn’t V with you

V: In my defense I was also left unsupervised

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N: UZI WAKE UP THE SUN HAS RISEN!!!

Uzi:*clearly to tired to process the sentence* and what do you want me to do photosynthesis

V: NO YOU IDIOT RUN FOR LIFE!!!!

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N & V:*watching tv and eating batteries*

Uzi:*walks into the room*…. The game

N:*drops his batteries*

V: OH YOU LITTLE—

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Lizzy:*confused*

Thad: what you got there Uzi

Uzi:*cyn tail biting her arm* smoothie

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V: I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID!!!!

Uzi: and what part of that was out of character for me?

V: …touché

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Uzi: So you’re essentially a ghost now

Doll: да [yes]

Uzi: and only me and the talking tail can see you

Cyn: hello

Doll: ну, похоже, меня видят только дроны, зараженные абсолютным решателем [well it seems like only drones infected with the absolute solver can see me]

N: *walks into the room* hey Uzi, hey cyn, hello shadowy figure with red eyes

Doll:…цто [what]

Uzi: you seriously didn’t consider that cyn infect them with the solver before she sent them here

Cyn: idiot

Tessa

Who wore it better?

Cyn: There’s one solution for an argument between friends

N:*lifts Uzi off the ground* Hug each other till we pass out?

Uzi & V: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!

Cyn: Nope body swap

N & V: …

Uzi:*turns to N & V* Are you sure you two don’t spit venom

Same energy

CAN PEOPLE JUST SEE THE FUTURE AT THIS POINT!!!

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

Bill: hi! it’s me! I’m not dead! which is an awful surprise considering how many people wrote my obituary! preemptively in case I did die! But I didn’t! So suck on that!

N *reading a recipe*: beat three eggs?

Uzi *with a knife in hand*: it means in hand-to-hand combat!!

N: ooohhh.

Nori *trying to cook*: both of you. out of this kitchen! NOW!!