Emma: "Go Hang A Salami" Backwards Is "I'm A Lasagna Hog".

i hope julie and didi kiss

gagged for kamilla and kyle but heartbroken for thomas and the california girls

Love it or list it early episodes r like

Hillary: You gave me $20 bucks so I fixed a hidden thing and spent my own money on something you didn't ask for

David: Here is a house that has everything you want. It is 2x your budget and there is a mad scientist under your backyard(you may get lasered through the grass)

Hey! I love you so much btw, you're my fav whump blogger I'm obsessed it's like you read my mind all the time. Anyways, I was hoping for maybe some pneumonia whump? Kinda starts as just a cough she brushes off but it just gets worse instead of better with fever and chills and such. A sprinkle of unrequited-maybe-requited femslash with other female character being absorbed and not noticing until it gets really bad and she feels super guilty, but whumpee doesn't want her to feel bad so is still trying to reassure and be fine even though she's really sick and a little heartbroken that the other didn't notice. Idk, tweak as you will, that's kinda a lot, just a thought.

YESSS okay here i go!!

what if we shake it up a little and have them separated by distance? maybe the whumpee has a cold when her friend/roommate/partner/whatever leaves for a trip, but the cold just keeps getting worse, but they can only communicate via Facetime? can she come back or does she have to call one of their other friends to help?

maybe caretaker doesn't notice that she's really sick until she spikes a super high fever? she's sitting/laying next to her and all of a sudden she's like "why am i sweating" and it turns out it's because whumpee is burning up.

maybe whumpee has been complaining about not feeling well, but they've been doing that since they came down with the cold that started this, so caretaker doesn't realize it's serious until she collapses from some combo of fever and not being able to breathe.

whumpee is needed for a mission (or a presentation or whatever) and even though she's complaining that she doesn't feel well, she's needed, so she goes anyway and ends up in really bad shape. caretaker feels horrible for making her come out in the first place.

whumpee calls caretaker in the middle of the night scared from a nightmare/fever hallucination and she comes right over because something is off. when she arrives, she realizes that she's so, so sick and she's had no one looking after her.

thank you so much for your kind words!! they really made my day <3

ngl this is the funniest procedural thing ive made in a while i saw https://genders.wtf/gauntlet/ and realized that the only way it could be better is if it went forever

kinda curious to see what ppl get

the sader + dovey + lesso (+ callis, before she leaves; + the shadow of evelyn sader) dynamic is one of my favourites ever. sader & dovey are good friends, enough that sader literally made her who she is (the crystal ball, the fairy godmother); dovey doubts sader and sader doubts himself in turn. dovey & lesso are. yeah. all that. lesso -> sader is disdain; is distrust; is thinking he's delusional but having to know by the end that he isn't. sader -> lesso is the knowledge that by bringing his sister back, he's going to ruin her life (and others' in the long run, but for now, hers); is guilt; is duty. out of all the teachers in the School they understand best what they're fighting for. they are the foundation, they are its heart.

and callis & lesso are friends, and find themselves in similar positions, only one has the chance to raise their child and one doesn't. the sins of the parent are the sins of the child, or are they? and callis & sader are. well. canonically they never interact. callis is the most important story sader will ever tell. they're coparenting. they both died for agatha.

and the sader siblings are worlds apart. and evelyn -> lesso is ruining her life just because she can; lesso -> evelyn is powerlessness, is futility. and callis & evelyn are two sides of the same coin, one who wanted love too little, one who wanted it too much.

these divas

Everyone in Mamma Mia is bisexual. I will not budge on this.

rip maysilee donner you would’ve loved johanna mason