#let The Babysitter Kiss The Metalhead You COWARDS.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

“omg peoples mental health is so bad they don’t shower??” girl some people have such bad mental health they kill themselves

pov anyone in hawkins comes out

Can i have cute hcs for Daichi, Asahi, Bokuto, Ushijima & Tendou on how they would react if their short fem!s/o wore their volleyball jerseys ?

YES, omg, I love this concept. This is, like, embarrassingly late because I’ve had the request for a while, but it’s here! (these ended up as a gender neutral reader)

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DAICHI

You go down to say hi to him before the match, and he has to do a double take because it doesn’t register at first when he looks at you, but the second time he looks his eyebrows just kind of shoot up his forehead

“Is this okay?” You’re tugging on the hem of the jersey kind of self-consciously because this wasn’t even your idea, it was your friends’

“Y-yeah, of course!” Ever heard Daichi stutter before? Now you have

 “I’d better go sit down-” Before you can turn away he grabs your hand and gives you a (relatively quick) kiss in front of the whole team - something he rarely does. Now you’re both smiling like crazy.

As you walk away Suga punches him on the arm and asks him what he’s grinning about (even though he DARN WELL KNOWS) and Daichi can’t even give him a full glare

He definitely glances your way more than normal when he’s playing, and after the match is over it doesn’t matter how sweaty he is, be prepared for a big, huge hug

ASAHI

You may think you’ve seen every shade of red on him, but when he saw you in his jersey his face invented a brand new one just for this particular moment

“Y/N! Are you sure?” He’s kind of glancing around and half standing in front of you like he doesn’t want anyone else to see, but he keeps stealing glances

“Don’t you want me to wear it?” You’re suddenly kind of wondering if this is a mistake. “What? No! I mean yes! If you want to-” You laugh softly because you’re starting to realize what this is all about

“Of course I do,” You have to speak up a little over Noya and Tanaka’s hooting and hollering, “I’m proud to wear this! You’re my ace!” You’re beaming up at him and he doesn’t know if his heart will hold out much longer

He shakes his head. “You’re incredible,” he murmurs, and you tug him down so that you can press a kiss to his lips. “So are you. I know you’re gonna kill it out there”

(He does)

BOKUTO

You are making Akaashi’s job very easy - from the moment he catches sight of you in his jersey, Bokuto feels absolutely INVINCIBLE, he can’t help but run to meet you once he catches sight of you, he lifts you off your feet and twirls you around

“Look, Y/N is wearing my jersey!!” He says it to anyone that will listen, showing you off the whole time until the match is about to start and he needs to get on the court, and you need to get to your seat

“I’ll be cheering for you!” The moment you say that, you can see him standing just a little taller, and he can’t resist pressing a few kisses to your face until you know you have to pry yourself away

He is c o n s t a n t l y glancing over at you, and every time he makes a spike, he looks your way with this huge grin on his face

The moment you meet him afterwards (they won by quite a lot), he’s telling you how amazing you are, how he thinks you’re his good luck charm, and that you should probably wear his jersey to every match

USHIJIMA

To the untrained eye, it doesn’t seem like he has much of a reaction, but when he sees you and realizes what you’re wearing, his heart legitimately skips a beat

“Is this mine?” It’s a stupid question with an obvious answer, but he asks it anyway as he tugs at the bottom hem - mans is TALL so it’s especially huge on you & he thinks it’s the cutest thing

When you nod with a shy little smile he can’t help but reach out and ruffle your hair a little bit,  “It looks good on you”

His heart is going doki doki

The team pretty much instantly notices the fact that he keeps sending these short, quick glances your way and keep ribbing him about it, but all he’ll do is shake his head with this little tiny smile

He realizes that he lowkey really enjoys the fact that you’re wearing it, because then even when you’re sitting in the stands everyone knows you’re his

TENDOU

I feel like out of all of them, he’s the one that tossed out the idea of you wearing his jersey as a joke one day, and then you show up at one of his matches and you’re ACTUALLY WEARING IT

He’s acting so smug about it - “You see that SemiSemi? Y/N is wearing my jersey. Oho Goshiki, maybe one day you’ll find someone to wear your jersey”

So he’s acting all nonchalant about it but when he holds your shoulders and says, “You’re wearing it!” His voice cracks a little because the fact that you’re here and you care about him THIS MUCH - it does something to him

“You’re so cute” - he has to press kisses all over your face, to the rest of the team’s complete disgust

When you’re hanging out with them after the match he’s a little extra snuggly, with his arm around your waist or shoulders at all times, he keeps stealing these little glances at you

Get ready because now he’s expecting you to wear it to pretty much every match

:)

I honestly feel like nobody in lotr mentions how fucking weird Legolas is. He stays up pacing the floor and singing to himself in the dead of night. He deadass stares straight into the tree line in the absolute pitch black when no one else can see anything. He yells goodbye to a river he has heard about in songs. He's so strange and not one character mentions it AT ALL. I absolutely love him.

Reddit has it's perks. From the r/bisexual Reddit Page

the bisexuals are normal till the man with long hair shows up then they lose it

MGK & Iann Dior

FUCK OUT MY WAY WHEN YOU SEE ME…