Vigilante Izuku: Who The Fuck Added Me To A Fucking Group Chat? Sansa: >:O Language Nezu: Yeah Watch

Izuku: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Shouta: You're like 15 years old Izuku: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

im sorry but what the ACTUAL FUCK. HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO KNOW THIS?!

if you understand music theory, i am BEGGING YOU, help me.

Some villain: *sneezes*

Vigilante Izuku, from the roof: Bless you!

The Villain: God?

Iida: Midoriya... Izuku: Oh no, 'Midoriya' in b-flat. Izuku: You're disappointed.

i aint risking it. life been good lately. not risking it. I want potato of luck

Steph: got concussed to the point of now having brain damage but her parents didn't believe her so she ignored it until she fell down 2 flights of stairs because she had no coordination as a result of brain damage.

Duke: broke his hand and walked to the hospital then got chased by the police wondering why they were out late. They got to the hospital, and he had two too many bones in it because two of then snapped in half.

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in

Are they really your best friend if you haven't been accused of dating them?

alfred gave them the sheets

VIGILANTE DEKU FIC POLL

hey guys im going to write another fic but i need an oppinion. it is a vigilante deku fic with dadzawa and papamic but i havent made up my mind about when i should introduce bakudeku.

snippet of the story:

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Before Izuku reclaimed Midoriya Izuku, he was known as:

“Spine.”

No first name. No alias. Just “Spine.”

Because:

He always came back broken but still standing

He had a habit of targeting those who crushed the powerless

And once? Just once? He ripped a trafficker’s quirk amplifier system from their back and left them alive.

The name stuck.

People whispered it like a curse.

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 (Chapter 3 Ending Tease):

“You let them feed you scraps,” the voice growled from the shadows. “You bleed for them, beg for them, but you forget what you are.” “I know exactly what I am,” Izuku snapped. “Then say it. Say what the world made you.” A pause. Rain. Blood. Footsteps. “Unforgiven.” (yeah. he’s back.)

okay guys i lowkey forgot about this and in a burst of mania, i wrote the whole fic. im trying to re-write a little so its more angsty but i've tagged the link to the fic below:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64797067

Shouta: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Izuku: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Nezu: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-