Damian: Croissants: dropped Jason: Road: works ahead Dick: BBQ sauce: on my titties Tim: Shavacado: fre Steph: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Jason: Bruce, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
I think that to truly love someone, you need to allow half of your soul to live in another body. I think that's beautiful.
Izuku: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Izuku: i’ve already decided what I'm gonna do
Nezu: hmm?
Izuku: i’m gonna manipulate Shouta
Jason, kissing Roy: Hey sweetheart.
Roy, kissing back: What’s up, babe.
Oliver: Did we miss something?
Dick: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Bruce: What game?
Tim: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.
Damian: and whoever chickens out first loses.
Clark: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Dick: Three weeks.
Bruce:
Oliver:
Roy (Arsenal), leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
*** Later***
Jason: no but seriously, did you see their faces?
Roy: I knOw. Ollie looked like he wanted to cry *laughs*
Jason, looking at Roy: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.
Roy: *sigh* Ollie's going to have a stroke.
Tsukauchi: Dammit, Shouta! Shouta: What?! It wasn’t me! Tsukauchi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Zashi! Zashi: Not me either. Tsukauchi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Vigilante Izuku: *whistles*
i love the rain. especially listening to it.
im living the lesbian/pansexual dream. sitting under my veranda, in a rocking chair, listening to the rain on the roof.
pitter patter, pitter patter.
“Okay, I know Midoriya has the entertainment level of crack cocaine but it’ll be easier on my mental health if everyone ignores him. I’m begging here.” – Aizawa
Apparition : https://archiveofourown.org/works/23396779 I'd really like to say I think this is really neat 🤗
I find the best way to deal with being hit by a car is to make a hot chocolate with some chilly and hazelnut in it. It heals your inside wounds!