“Well paint me orange and call me the president cause I’m going to support the wrong side of history and cause my 7th bankruptcy”
hillbilly sorta exclamation in the vein of "well paint me orange and call me a goldfish!" but he just keeps going and describes more and more outlandish and cruel hypothetical things to do to him
I've never felt so alone
So cold
So empty
This feeling is painful
Like ice stabbed my heart
My body torn apart
You lied and said no
I didnt want to let go
But the way you said it
I'll never forget it
When you look at me
The feeling is bitter sweet
I love it and hate it
When you swept me off my feet
One moment of silence
Two minutes to comprehend
Three heart beats for friends
Four hours of descend
I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end
I have finally received my shipment of sweaty man pillowcases!
They are 20" x 60" or 50cm x 150cm
They will cost $60CAD / $44USD
Gore Whore shaker charms will also be added!
Dakimakura art will be shown on Tuesday with the launch
Strade, Lawrence, and Ren
They do not include pillow cores! You must buy your own!
They are printed on 2-way tricot fabric, the best available
They have a hidden zipper
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lmao. bonus reaction image under the cut
follow for more silly goofy hualian
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this didn’t make it into the final image but i find it really funny so i am including it