Remus: My Dog Just Got Hit By An Ice Cream Truck.

Remus: my dog just got hit by an ice cream truck.

Regulus: aww.. :(

Pandora: Reg.. what did you do?

Regulus: what? Sirius was being a bitch

Barty & James: oh!-

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1 year ago

“I’m combing through the braids of lies “I’ll never leave” “never mind” our field of dreams, engulfed in fire. Your arson’s match, your somber eyes. And I’ll still see it until I die. You’re the loss of my life.”

Buts it’s Wolfstar.


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1 year ago

“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be

The Marauders

James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.

Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.

Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.

Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.

The Valkyries

Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.

Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.

Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.

The Skittle Squad / Emeralds

Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.

Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.

Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.

Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.

Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.


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1 year ago

James was really drunk at a party he stumbled to the bathroom to be greeted by Mary, Marlene and Lily. Marlene and Mary, instantly aware of why he’s there, go over and help he get to the toilet to vomit. Lily stands there confused why they’re helping James. Like James “asshole pure-blood” Potter?? Marlene gives out to James while he tries to sleep on the toilet, so she tells him to start talking. He rambles about how he wants to go help Pete cause he left him alone of the sofa out there, how he has to help Sirius and Remus talk because they’re too nervous to do it by themselves, how he has to give advice to Dorcas because she doesn’t know what’s the best alcohol they have, how Pandora lost her shoes and he has to help her, how Barty is overwhelmed and how he has to get him out, that Evan wants weed and he was supposed to get some for him, and how he was supposed to do and help so many people. Mary and Marlene nodding along and rubbing his back and holding his hand like it’s normal?? Lily stands there watching James potter tell them how he doesn’t have time to be sick cause there’s people who need help more.

Lily realises maybe he’s different.

James “asshole pureblood” Potter


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1 year ago

“Clara Bow” by taylor swift except it’s the Potter family.

"You look like Clara Bow in this light. Remarkable. All your life, did you know, you'd be picked like a rose?”

But it’s what every generation of the Potter’s have been told.

"You look like Stevie Nicks, In '75, the hair and lips. Crowd goes wild at her fingertips. Half moonshine, a full eclipse.”

But it’s the James Potter getting told he looks like his mother.

"You look like Taylor Swift, in this light. We're loving it. You've got edge, (s)he never did. The future's bright, dazzling."

Harry Potter getting compared to his father.


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1 year ago

“You wouldn't leave till we loved in the morning. You'd learned from movies how love ought to be, and you'd say you love me and look in my eyes. But I know through mine you were, Looking in yours.” But it’s Regulus Black trying to figure out why James Potter likes him


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1 year ago

Ik it doesn’t make sense at all but in my head James Potter is amazing at every sport, like he just loves all sports and always has motivation, and talent, for them.

Maybe he got the muddy, hands in dirt, playing in the rain, speed, stamina, side from Monty and the adrenaline, need to be great, power, skill, side from Effie.

Or maybe it’s just greatness he always had, but in my head under whatever circumstances he is just good at sports


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