Marauders As Shit My Friends Have Said #2

I feel like, in Warrior of the Mind, when Athena and Odysseus interact for the first time it’s less Ody tricked her and more like:

Child Odysseus, looking very confidently in the wrong direction: “I can see you~”

Athena, the literal Smartest Goddess, very indulgently: “How can you see through my spell?”

marauders as shit my friends have said #1

*Sirius to James sometime after finding out about Jegulus*

Pointing out my daddy issues doesn't excuse your pedophilia

The running joke that Lloyd could pull all the dilf dick he wanted if he were so inclined will never not be funny.

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

we were girls together

In addition to my post about Touya. I think Enji loved the idea of Touya more than he actually loved Touya the child, and the same goes for Shoto.

God bless that one creator on insta keeping the Walburga Black angst alive. God bless

"polities, gear up"

Polities : *packs 600 friendship bands*

No one will ever love me like you again

I love this loser so much it hurts.