[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Bashed The Tomato With A Hammer]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shrugs]

[I will admit I have a pretty childish mentality but oh well what can you do ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌]

How attached are you to, say, your limbs?

I'd say they are quite attached to me

Also, ask this to @liuqingge1

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' giggles]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they would have just cooked the tomato]

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' eyes their sponsor]

Don't, you'll burn the kitchen down

[Incarnation 'Demonic Human' finds you pitiable]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdropped]

[he's fine! ...physically maybe a bit traumatized? I killed one of the tomatoes tho! But I think that might have traumatized him a littttle bit further? (・・。)ゞ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is giggling]

[did you know? The other Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' got chased by 2 sentient tomatoes wearing chinese dress and garter belts ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

(He grimaces at the thought.)

That.. sounds terrible, I hope he's okay-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is wondering what in the hell they walked in on]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring in bewilderment]

[A tomato dressed in chinese dress and garter belt is inching your way]

Kim Dokja, do you like me better now? Wanna have a try?

i have so many questions

none of them i want answered

please stop looking at me like that *inches away*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sweatdrops and thinks that they might accidentally end up killing your son]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' caught the spoon before it fell in the blender]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring blankly at it]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' looks at Constellation 'Bored Anarchist']

[please no eating my utensils ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' with sparkling eyes]

[so soft! (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

This is a fanfic on wattpad about cale replacing the white star and even though it doesn't have a lot of chapters it's so FUCKING GOOD I can't he's a manic little baby running wild and I love that for him

Fyodor has kitty panties ⊙⁠.⁠☉

added fem fyodor :))

*aggressively likes*

He so fucking pretty oh my go- *explodes*

Priest Cale, any one?

Is this enough for you to deflect to the enemy’s side yet?

Just some doodles I made during the school days