Awwwwwww He's So Fucking Cute Little Baby

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is confused]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thought that was established already when he kissed Incarnation 'Kim Dokja']

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is puffing out their chest!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is taking a deep breath!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is useing their true voice!]

ENGLISH OR SPANISH?

I have no time for your mockery.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if they can also have 1]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with hopeful eyes]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiled eerily at the tomato]

[but it was gonna die anyway if it was eaten (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)]

[at least this way it won't go to waste! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)]

[want me to do the same to you? (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is brandishing their hammer threateningly]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is crying at the death of its friend]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is cursing out the Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader']

we just wanted to get kim dokja to eat tomatoes damn 😭

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is continuing the storytelling in its friend's stead]

[A different tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is running after Kim Dokja]

Come here! I even made an effort to dress up for you!!

how are there more of you. why are there more of you.

i’m going to file a petition to ban tomatoes from gaining sentience someone start writing it up i’m busy running for my life

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shook their head]

[they're actually pretty separated ( ‘-ωก̀ )]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that among us higher beings someone of your age is barely considered a fetus so therefore adopt]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' did a happy little dancy dance]

[yyyaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy! ヾ(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

❲You have completed the sub-scenario❳

❲reward: 10000000, Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush❳

[hope you enjoy the plush! ⁽⁽ (๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́) ⁾⁾]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

My dead ass bought 3 sandwiches on impulse -_-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' exclaimed "vanilla cream cake!" excitedly]

[and some hot coco would be nice too! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like a video of the cute cats fighting!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist explains that they missed the cat fight becuase they were busy losing a child support case!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' beams]

[of course! Cats are adorable aren't they? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sent a video]

*cale reaches towards the blue holographic screen only for his hand to faze through glitching the screen in the process*

[mY !Nt#2@cti-ng_ Sc{>e#i]

*the screen pops away*

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that